2013 Nissan Quest

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Minivans – traditional minivans – are becoming scarce. GM and Ford don’t even make them anymore. That leaves Chrysler (Town & County – and its lower-rent Dodge sibling, the Caravan – which is also re-sold by VW as the Routan), the Honda Odyssey, Toyota’s Sienna – and the Nissan Quest, subject of this write-up.Quest lead

Well, what’s it got that the others don’t have?

And does it lack stuff the others have got?

WHAT IT IS

The Quest is a full-size traditional minivan.

It’s not quite as much of a bus as competitors like the larger (and eight-passenger-capable) Toyota Sienna – and it’s much less expensive (at least to start) than the Chrysler Town & Country, which has a base price of $30,530.

And it’s the only one in which – if you listen really hard – you might just be able to hear the keening cry of a 370Z trapped somewhere deep down, desperate to escape.

Prices begin at $25,990 for the base S trim and run all the way to $42,640 for the LE.

WHAT’S NEWQuest 2

The changes for 2013 are mostly minor – however, you can now get the DVD entertainment system in base trims. Last year, you had to move higher up the food chain before you could even order it. Nissan’s neat-o Around View camera system is now available, too. It shows you the entire perimeter of the vehicle – not just the area behind you.

WHAT’S GOOD

Still affordable – base trims, at least.

Not too big.

Looks pretty cool – for a minivan.

It can hustle – and not just in a straight line.

WHAT’S NOT SO GOODQuest 3

Might be too small – if you need room for eight (or more room for cargo).

Third row folds forward and down – but not into the floor.

No AWD (Toyota Sienna still offers this).

UNDER THE HOOD

Yes, it’s a minivan – but wait. Under that minivan hood, you’ll find not just a V-6 – but the same basic V-6 used in the last generation Z car. It displaces 3.5 liters (vs. 3.7 liters in the current Z car) and though it only makes 260 hp (vs. 332 in the ’13 Z) it is, nonetheless, possessed of the same well-bred lineage – and so, displays some of the same characteristics. It revs freely – and fairly ferociously through the also-standard continuously variable (CVT) transmission.Quest engine

You will be surprised – and hopefully, delighted – by this.

Zero to 60 takes about 7.9 seconds – a feat no K-Car based original-era minivan could come close to managing, unless you dropped it off the observation deck of the Sears Tower.

The Toyota Sienna – which comes with a 3.5 liter, 266 hp V-6, is slightly quicker. But not by much (7.6 seconds) and whatever advantage it has in a straight line, it loses when the road isn’t straight (more on this below).

The Chrysler T&C is stronger – 3.6 liter, 283 hp V-6 – but is (strangely) the least-quick of the bunch: Zero to 60 takes 8.3-8.4 seconds.

Honda’s Odyssey splits the difference – with a not-as-strong 248 hp 3.5 liter V-6, but a not-half-bad 7.9 second 0 to 60 run.Quest CVT

Mileage-wise, the Quest is also Z-car like: 19 city, 25 highway. But to be fair, the competition’s no better – and some are worse.

The T&C, for example, laps it up at the rate of 17 city, 25 highway. And the AWD-equipped Sienna (the only traditional minivan that’s still available with AWD) tilts the barrel all the way back and drains the entire thing down its gullet at the astonishing rate of of 16 city, 23 highway. (The FWD Sienna does better: 18 city, 25 highway).

Honda’s Odyssey again splits the difference – with a decent (relative to the others) 19 city, 28 highway . . . if you buy the extra cost six-speed automatic transmission. The standard-issue Odyssey with the less efficient five-speed registers 18 city, 27 highway.

Bottom line, they’re all pigs. Mileage not far off the return you’d get in a V-8 powered SUV.Quest console

It’s strange, when you stop to think about it, that none of the car companies have produced or even thought about producing a hybrid minivan. The platform is  ideally suited to it (plenty of room for batteries and electric motors) and these not-so-mini-vans are in desperate need of more fuel-efficient drivetrains.

A diesel engine would be even better.

Uncle Sam’s 35.5 MPG CAFE requirement is literally almost upon us. The current crop of minivans is not even in the same solar system as far as compliance with that. If the car companies don’t do something dramatic between Now and Then (2016) traditional minivans are either going to get a lot more expensive – via “gas guzzler” fines.

Or they are going to be disappeared, just like Hummers – and for the same reason.

ON THE ROADQuest road new

If Lambo Diablos and 911 turbos are on the far right of the spectrum, then minivans as a class are on the far left. Practicality, versatility – common sense. Everything that Lambos and Porsche 911s aren’t. But, where’s the fun? Where’s the style?

Where’s the psychological return for that $40k I just laid down?

Ah, the minivan dilemma.

Nissan understands. Because the Quest at least tries to be a little bit fun – and even somewhat stylish, too (more on that below).

The first thing you notice once you close the door is that no electronic ghost of Marge Schott starts banging pots and pans together, demanding you buckle-up for safety . . . now! Nissan is the only major automaker whose new cars do not come with a can’t-be-turned-off “belt-minder” buzzer. Just a light – which is happily very easy to ignore. Unlike the BBs pelting your genitals Ding! Ding! Ding! of that blankety-blank buzzer.Quest road 3

This pleasant prelude of peace and quiet is itself almost enough reason to buy this van – if you must buy a minivan.

But the rest of it is all right, too.

The 3.5 liter V-6 – unlike the typical minivan six – is sourced directly from sports cars and sport sedans. It may have been down-tuned some for Quest duty, but it is still the same DOHC V-6 the entire automotive press rightly cheers when it’s under the hood of a Maxima or Altima – or Z car. And this alive engine is teamed with an excellent CVT transmission that is both smooth and quiet and angry, when called upon by your right foot to translate the engine’s output into forward thrust.

The Quest lopes along in a family-friendly way – until you punch it. Then, the Z-descended V-6 lights off, afterburners glowing – cams spinning and pistons pumping all the way to the 6,500 RPM redline. Which with this engine (and this CVT) feels good – and sounds good, too. The Quest’s roll-on power and mid-range pull are both excellent. If you want to get a handle on how unlike the original K car-era vans a modern minivan is, take a new Quest up to about 75 MPH – not far off the top speed of a circa ’84 Aries K van – and then floor it. As the white lines get closer and closer together, it is very easy to forget you’re driving a minivan.Quest road 4

Now, the other vans pull strongly, too – especially the Sienna. And the Honda Odyssey’s V-6 is also a jewel (and shared with sporty cars like the Accord). However, all of the Quest’s competition feels lunky-clumsy in the corners – especially the softly-sprung Sienna and even more so the utterly ungainly Chrysler T&C. Body roll is their business. So is over-boosted/too-light steering. That may be just the ticket for one-handed moving into and out of tight spaces at the shopping mall – but the Quest’s higher-effort steering is better once you’re moving at faster-than-school-zone speed.

You will not feel the need for speed in the Quest’s competition. Which, of course, the typical minivan buyer isn’t looking for anyhow.Quest road last

But if you’re one of the few who wants what the minivan is there for – including a posh ride – but sometimes wouldn’t mind having a vehicle that can take a freeway off ramp above the recommended maximum without hurling your passengers centrifugally outward (and possibly causing them to hurl their lunches in the process) then you simply must try the Quest.

It’s like having a flask in church.

AT THE CURBQuest rows

The Quest is the only big van of the Big Four that doesn’t offer a second row-bench and thus, eight-passenger seating. The second row consists of a pair of captain’s chairs – period.

The plus side to this is RV-esque accommodations for four (driver, front seat passenger and two adults in the second row) plus adequate accommodations for a couple of older kids/teenagers in the third row. Front row legroom (43.8 inches) is almost three inches more  than in the Sienna and Odyssey and T&C (40.5 inches, 40.9 inches and 40.7 inches, respectively). On the other hand, if you need to carry around a gaggle of 12-year-olds, the Quest may not be accommodating enough and – frankly – it’s just too damn nice for that anyhow (more on that in a moment).Quest fold

Also, the third row doesn’t disappear into the floor as in vans like the T&C and Honda Odyssey.  They do fold forward and down, which leaves 108.4 cubes for stuff – but this is not even close to the Sienna’s container ship-esque 150 cubes, the T&C’s 143.8 cubes or the Odyssey’s 148.5 cubes.

It’s still a lot of cubes, though.

I put 20 50 pound bags of landscaping rocks in the back – and could have put another 20 back there plus stuff on top of that if I hadn’t been worried about what the weight of all those rocks was going to do to the not-my-Quest’s rear suspension. My job is to evaluate the thing – not hurt it. The second row center console can be removed, too – allowing you to carry some 2x4s home with the rear gate closed.   quest drop-down

Here’s the deal as I see it: You may not need the 40-ish additional cubes of space you’d find in the other vans – or the theoretical eight passenger capacity.  I put that in italic for a reason. Yes, you could theoretically cram eight people into a Sienna or Odyssey or T&C. But that second row bench is strictly coach-class. Fine for small kids and younger teenagers; too-close-for-comfort for adults. The third row even more so. The Quest – to Nissan’s credit – isn’t built in such a way as to comply with a technicality for PR purposes – “Hey, look! Eight passenger seating!” – but instead  honestly touts and delivers realistic room for seven.

Further evidence of the Quest’s more adult-touring mien: The absence of square juice-box-shaped holders peppered all over. Instead, there are a relative handful of large, round cupholders – made for adult beverages. Er, you know . . .  Starbucks coffee and such. The optional DVD player has a single large LCD screen – not multiple small ones to keep multiple small kids distracted and out of your hair.Quest speedo

And, there’s that 160 MPH speedo.

In a minivan.

The Odyssey’s only reads to 140. The T&C runs out at 120. And the Sienna registers no more than 110. All for good reason. It correlates with the diminishing sportiness of these vans – in exactly that descending order.  It’s a very interesting “tell” – as my friends in Vegas might put it.

Now look at the Quest’s bodywork. It’s the most interesting-looking van since the GM dust-busters of the ’90s (e.g., Pontiac Trans Sport). It’s also the most distinctive van on the market. You could take the Honda badges off an Odyssey and swap them onto a Sienna – and put Sienna badges on a Town & Country – and most people would never know the difference. Same generic minivan shape. But there’s no mistaking the Quest’s boldly angular look – especially its virtually vertical drop-off at the rear. You could stand the Quest on its end and it would not topple over. All the others – being rounded-off – would.Quest roof

At 200.8 inches long overall, the Quest is also about two inches stubbier than the Odyssey (202.9 inches) and T&C (202.8 inches). Two inches either way may not seem like much to quibble about – but I strongly recommend that you take any minivan you’re thinking about buying home before you buy it. To see whether it will fit in your garage first. It might – but with the door down, you might also not be able to walk between it and the closed door.

That’s when two less (or more) inches matters.

THE RESTQuest gate

Only two things annoyed me about this van – and one of them isn’t Nissan’s fault.  That one would be the gimpy-granny pace of the electric-closing rear liftgate – which also dings (for “safety”) as it opens and closes. If you get exasperated and try to heave the thing shut (or pull it open) yourself, it will fight you.

Blame the lawyers, though. If it closed “too fast” someone might sue. I’m just grateful red cones don’t spew out to create a perimeter – and that there’s no flashing strobe light to accompany the auto-opening sequence.

The other thing – the one that Nissan could/should fix: Seat heaters that don’t heat much – and turn off too soon. The seats themselves are wonderfully cushy. But the heaters within are mediocre.quest gate 2

I averaged 19.3 MPG in mixed-use (city/highway) driving during my week with the Quest. This is par for the course. I got about the same out of the Odyssey, Sienna and T&C. Don’t kid yourself about these kid-mobiles. They are among the most consumptive things on wheels. Arguably, their atrocious gas mileage is the least family-friendly thing about them.

THE BOTTOM LINEQuest inside

Like the others in this segment, I think the Quest is is too nice a van for screeching, jam-smearing, snot-spewing, muddy feet kicking seven-year-olds. You could use it for that, of course. Just as you could take a new Range Rover and sink it in three feet of mud. But – why? There are jacked-up ’78 Jeep CJs for that. And there are other vans better suited for the role of kid-carter, such as the Dodge Caravan or the rebadged Routan. All the vans in this category are potential min-Madden mobiles, available with many bells and whistles, swaddled in the hides of numerous cows. Each can approach or even pass the $45k mark, fully dressed out. But of all of them, the Quest just seems to me to be even less of a suburbanite kid-schlepper – perhaps because it tries so hard to be something more.

Throw it in the Woods?

22 COMMENTS

  1. That was the first review I’ve ever read about a minivan. I’m kind of amazed I found it interesting.
    …And the ‘All Around’ video, I wonder how that works and what it looks like.

    …And no buzzers and warnings for the seatbelt, wow. That sure is something to like.

  2. Minivans are a bit of a conundrum.

    In the olden days, there were vans. They were used by plumbers for work, airports for shuttling, child molesters for kidnapping, and churches for proselytizing. Heck, even a few of them were customized with lifted roofs, side steps, fold down third rows that formed beds, TVs, etc. and turned into rolling living rooms. They were built on full-size truck platforms and could tow full-size truck loads. B. A. Baracus even drove a custom GMC van, and was bad-ass for doing so.

    But they were all a bit too much to handle for the average mom and family. Thus the invention of the mini-van in the 1980s. The idea, make a smaller van as mom’s shuttle service to run the kids around town, to school, to practice, to the grocery store, etc. and do it all in a small enough package to be manageable in your average mall parking lot and get better gas mileage, sorta. It competed favorably with the station wagons of the era, all of which tended to be hulking beasts based on large sedans, as it carried the same amount of stuff, if not more, in a more practical package. They were the family economy car for the sensible family.

    So they took on the aura of sensibility, practicality, and mommyhood. Then the mission statement of “more” kicked in.

    They grew in length, width, weight. Since they were going to be carrying everyone’s little preciouses, they had to advertise heavily on safety, so even though the outsides were now immense, the insides weren’t that much larger. Then folks realized that this would become their primary vehicle, so they wanted them as nice and luxurious as possible for the cross-country pilgrimage to Disney World. Full leather, DVD/TVs in all the head rests, sun roofs, etc. This just filled up that space inside that much more, and made them that much heavier. Plus, all of this made them ever more expensive. And they lost that original sense of practicality, frugality, and simplicity. They were no longer an economy car (as evidenced by a STARTING price of $25,000).

    All the while, full-size vans kept plugging away, delivering foodstuffs to grocery stores and serving as convenient serial killer hideouts.

    It’s interesting to me that the exact same thing happened to SUVs in the 1990s when everyone realized that minivans had an air of blandness to them (and still do). Now we have mega SUVs rolling down the road just like we have lux-barge minivans.

    Don’t get me wrong. I like choices, and despite the government mandates and interference, the free market has a larger hand in what car companies are actually designing and selling based on consumer demand. So the demand must be there.

    And through it all, somehow station wagons are making a small comeback. Exhibit A: Cadillac CTS-V Wagon. Whodathunkit?

    What next?

    • Wagons are making a come back at the higher end. They are the natural form when people have the wealth. The minivan came out at a time when people’s wealth had taken a pretty hard hit. They were a re-tool of AMC’s van-craze concept for a different market.

      SUV’s in mass were the result of CAFE IMO. Their rise from obscurity blind-sided the car makers who then reacted to the increased sales of their enclosed trucks that timed very oddly with the demise of the fullsize car choices due to the great CAFE extinction event of 1985.

      • Off-track a little, but:

        It is startling how much the shape of cars has changed. Yesterday, I was sitting in traffic when I noticed a circa mid-1980s full-size Caprice classic sedan in a line of cars waiting for a red light to go green. In front of the Caprice was a late-model Versa. The compact-sized Versa looked cartoon-huge relative to the Caprice – which is a full-size/RWD V-8 sedan. It (the Caprice) was much lower – and not just the roofline. The doors of the Caprice were low enough that you could easily see the driver’s entire left shoulder and several inches of his upper arm. In the Versa, you only see the driver’s head and neck.

        I had the same experience of changing proportions about a year ago when I parked a new Camaro next to my ’76 Trans Am. My TA is not a small car, but relative to the huge (and wide and tall) Camaro, it sure looks shrimpy!

        • eric, this is what I spoke of a few days ago about the Traverse that passed us, HUGE, what a hole to poke in the wind. I asked you if they still publish CD’s of vehicles. It doesn’t appear that CD affects the design of anything these days. Taller by a huge amount, wider, longer and naturally, not as much room inside as the older stuff.

        • I’ve noticed. Vehicles are taller. Probably due to SUVs. Both from styling and SUV crash protection. It’s like things are rolling back to the late 1930s. Tall cars, small windows.

          On window sills, there were a fair number in the classic era that had such window sills, so that’s where I don’t find it much different. My ’97 looks small next to the ’12, believe it or not the mav doesn’t look so out of wack to me. I think it has to do with the window proportions and that the mav sits higher on its suspension.

  3. I’m glad that Nissan didn’t “me too” its competitors. I’m glad its got good handling and acceleration. It is just that it is the ugliest minivan built today. On the other hand, it looks better than GM’s Transport van back in the 1990’s.

  4. How much more car-like handling is than the Odyssey? One of the big selling point of our Odyssey back when we bought it was how much more like a car it handled than the competitors at the time.

    I would imagine the used segment for the Quest is smaller because of the smaller numbers of vans produced as well, so finding a used one in good condition in a few years might be a challenge. Something to keep an eye on here for the next couple years.

  5. Nice review Eric. My Wife and I might be in the market for a new van to replace our aging (2001) Odyssey in the next few years and we’ll keep the Quest in mind. My complaint in the past about the Quest was the lack of a decent sized cargo area. From the pictures it looks like they may have improved that issue in the new version.

    Unfortunately with 4 kids, outside of a giant SUV, the van really is the only option out there to comfortably seat 6 and still have plenty of cargo room.

    I’m with you on the lack of a Diesel option for the vans. If there were ever a perfect car for the diesel powertrain the minivan is a prime candidate.

    • Thanks, Tom –

      I think you’ll like the Quest; definitely worth a look. It’s not quite as big (or as cargo-capacious) as the others – but they’re all very roomy and can handle a lot of stuff. It’ll come down to whether you need the additional 40-ish cubic feet of cargo capacity more than you like the sportier driving dynamics of this van!

  6. I haven’t driven a Nissan van yet, last year for work I rented a 2012 Caravan & was unpleasantly suprised to find out it drank gas at a far greater rate than my 95 Chevy Astro with a 4.3 engine. Yet it had far less cargo room, towing capacity & torque, no wonder the minivan is on the endangered species list. When it’s time to replace the Astro, I’ll probably get a Mercedes Sprinter, for my next bikes/parts hauler.

    • Agree, moto –

      A few months back, I had a Ford Transit Connect – and I really liked that little bugger. It’s slower than Forrest Gump after eight bong hits, but it’s cheap, has lots of cargo space and unlike a not-so-mini-van, it has a small footprint and is easy to park/fit almost anywhere.

  7. Design of course, is subjective. The Quest’s shape however, doesn’t work for me. I like the Odyssey best, and the Sienna second, with the Quest in a last place tie with the T&C. On the other hand, the interior looks pretty nice, except I bet that is fake wood on the dash, right? Fake wood is a lingering vestige of the vinyl roof, wire wheel hubcap mentality. It is offensive to most owners, who struggle to overlook it like a wart on a friend’s face.

    I bet this slightly “sportier minivan,” (although oxymoronic,) will appeal to a “few” drivers.

    Hey, didn’t VW kill the Routan?

    • I give Nissan credit for not me-tooing the others. Like it or hate it, at least it’s different.

      Objectively, I like the seat layout (for all the reasons listed) and the overall more adult-minded theme. Though minivans are not my bag, baby, for a long road trip, I’d be very pleased to borrow or rent one.

      What puzzles me is that no one one seems interested in putting out a hybrid version. There are hybridized versions of almost every conceivable type of car – including high-end luxury-performance sedans (which strikes me as silly).

      Why not make a hybrid minivan? It makes sense – and I’d bet a 40 MPG-capable fambly-hauler would sell…

      • I realize not many people look at a vehicle in the same way I do but big van, mini-can, any van, I cringe to think about doing ANYTHING under the hood or to the engine. I’ve changed belts, hoses and thermostat on big vans plus did a/c work and just wished someone would come along and put me down. Looked like I’d been in a fight with a bobcat afterward.

          • eric, no joke and don’t even ask the cost. You can either afford it or trade it in. I never liked driving cab-over trucks and can say the same for vans. Not a comfortable place to be. I like to be well behind that front axle.

  8. “I’m just grateful red cones don’t spew out to create a perimeter – and that there’s no flashing strobe light to accompany the auto-opening sequence.

    Do the coffee-cup holders say “CAUTION – Contents may be hot”? Maybe they should too 😉

    This super-nanny stuff is exasperating. Is there an option for a traditional manual rather than lazy-factor-pointless electric closing tailgate? Can you drive off while it’s in motion? Doesn’t sound like a time-saver to me.

    “I think the Quest is is too nice a van for screeching, jam-smearing, snot-spewing, muddy feet kicking seven-year-olds.”

    Haha. Either you have kids Eric, or you don’t – but you know them SO WELL! You can usually tell if someone owns a large dog or kids – the windows are permanently smeared translucent.

    I’m really tired of the SUV-fad that practically MANDATED (if not put hair on their chests) that soccer mums MUST have a big 4×4 to drop the brats at school. If I ever asked why they had one, it wasn’t for any particular safety reason, just that they needed the room. Some even carefully alluded in other passing conversation not on topic (never bare-faced admitted) that it made them seem more important than other mums with a “lesser” brand/size/age of 4×4. Sheesh. Sheilas with gonads now. And I thought only female Russian weightlifters had those. I like farmgirls, but not pretend ones.

    Ferchrissakes. Why can’t they use a station wagon or a minivan? I bet because it looks too.. “weak”. Somehow they can’t handle the fact that other “big rig” mums will (true) be giggling to each other “Look out sluts (says Shazza – err.. Sharon), here comes Nina in her poverty pack!”.

    I don’t understand that part of the female mind. The best book I ever read was “Everything That Men Know About Women”. Apparently it was a best-seller, probably for wedding presents. Every one of its (had to guess) pages was blank.

    I suppose it’s as sickening and laughable with the balding 50’s aged bloke in his monster truck because he thinks sports cars at his age make him look suspiciously “inadequate” 😉

    • REV, you said most of what I wanted to here. I worked with a guy in the 80’s who just went to work and back home, didn’t fish, hunt, nada. He bought this new 4WD Blazer. I finally asked him why. He said “We have a steep driveway you can’t get in when it’s icy”. I pointed out to him it was a rare winter to have ice even one day much less enough to make damn and that a front wheel drive car would do it just fine. He just looked it me and said The wife likes it. Ok then. Every time I look at the Quest, I want to get out my body hammer and start beating that sheetmetal back into shape, you know, before it got hammered from behind and knocked into the truck in front of it.

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