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Received this in a chain email today: bucketlist


We are getting old and our tickers aren’t what they used to be…so here is

Our Special Bucket List for 2013,14,15,16….


1. Obama: Gone!

2.Put “GOD” back in America !!!

3. Borders: Closed!

4. Congress: On the same retirement & healthcare plans as everybody else.

5. Congress: Obey its own laws NOW!

6. Language: English only!

7. Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!

8. Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before & during Welfare!

9. NO freebies to Non-Citizens!

10. Balance the budget.

11. Stop giving away our money to foreign countries! Charge them for our help! We need it here.

12. Fix the TAX CODE!

And most of all.


We the people are coming!

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  15 comments for “BUCKET LIST FOR 2014…

  1. Jean
    October 25, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    I don’t know – the list sounds good.

    Implementation is always where we f*ck it up, though. (So often we know it’s BY INTENT.)

    By itself? I’d be willing to give those first 12, and #14 by ЯΞ√ΩLUT↑☼N, a good run. But implemented LITERALLY. Best example, #7 – TEACH the Constitution – and the framework that built it, so it’s in context.
    Instead, we teach the Constitution is a “living document” with “umbras and penumbras” that only a “wise Latino pig” (err, female) can’ comprehend. And that if you don’t like it, you just ignore it, and the court will rubber-stamp it later.

    That’s the part I find odious: obvious traitors to anyone with a brain are running the government. And no one will deal with the problem (all the way to the top, mind. SS could easily manage a revolution by removing the domestic enemies, but they won’t do it. Why? Paychecks?)

    As to why a national language of English? Because making a single method of communication the de facto standard is no longer viable. It needs to be mandated.
    Reason is simple: When my grandparents emigrated, and the immigrant groups around that time (let alone all those prior), the objective was to BE AN AMERICAN. That included speaking English, and leaving behind the ways of the “old country.” Thus, “Melting pot.” Poles came in, Irish came in, Spanish, Ukranians, Russians, Chinese, French, Czechs, Slovakians, British, Jews, Italians… But Americans came OUT. Sure, Jews stayed a bit separate, as did those of African decent, and Chinese (Oriental) decent. In that same way, there were Polish ghettos, Irish ghettos, German ghettos, Italian ghettos, Scandinavian ghettos, etc. People grew up, got out of the ghettos. They all spoke English, and by second gen, if not first, they were Americans.
    As noted, my grandparents emigrated here – two Irish, one Italian, one of an austro-hungarian background, but via Canada. (My grandmother didn’t want anyone to know her age or background, and she’d been orphaned at a young age and lived with an aunt in Canada. But her parents were running the railroads somewhere in Eastern European lands.)

    Now, should the language be Spanish, I don’t like it – but I could live with it. Disloyal to the founding of the country, makes it more difficult to understand the documents our country is founded upon, but – hey, common language is more important.

    OTOH, I can see how it would all be “enforced” – and it’s nightmarish, as it would mostly be done through blunt force trauma (against us) and no action whatsoever (those on the outside). Modern day Roach Motel. The borders would be “closed”, sure – and the INS funds for patrolling slashed, enforcement of immigration laws would be “discrimination,” etc. But speak of GOD? You’d have to do it while facing Mecca, with your @$$ in the air, and kissing the ground so hard no one can hear you. Otherwise, it’s “offensive,” and off to the gulag you go for re-education…

  2. Vėjas
    October 25, 2013 at 1:26 am

    I’m not a citizen, but I pay more in taxes than most citizens. Why should I be discriminated against? Why citizenship is relevant here? It’s not.

    Also, why English language only? I don’t want central planners to regulate what language people speak.

    • eric
      October 25, 2013 at 5:26 am

      I agree, Vejas.

      My only issue with immigration (and so on) is the existence of the entitlement state. It’s bad enough having to support 100 million tax feeders and suffer their voting for more and more Gibs Muh Dat. I cannot see the upside to encouraging more such to come here.

      The analogy is free trade. In principle, it’s my ideal. But the system of international labor arbitrage that Team Red styles “free trade” is anything but.

    • Ed
      October 25, 2013 at 8:16 am

      Vejas, this list was compiled for dimwitted asshats who vote republican. They get 99% of their information from TV and their online activity is limited to reading forwarded emails like this one or Foxnews web offerings.

      These are people who have no critical thinking skills and have always been too lazy and trifling to want to learn anything. Their counterparts are as bad, incurious group thinkers who have the same information sources but who vote democrat. Imagine their list, which would probably have cosmetic differences, but would draw the same conclusion, which is that government can fix everything and only their favored politicians should be the ones who do the fixing.

      Don’t take it personally. The official language supporters are too trifling to learn their own native language, and are terrified of anyone who speaks more than one language. What’s disturbing is that the ones I’m describing are in the majority. That’s what makes democracy such a horrible deal for anyone outside of government.

      • Eightsouthman
        October 25, 2013 at 8:41 am

        Ed, if they didn’t pick out a specific politician you’d have no idea which party they’re from. I was hoping 10 years ago this stuff would die off since it was obviously made by below room temperature IQ people. Not sure if this is the most sickening or the Yeah, this party’s people are great” are, the ones that go on to list the “accomplishments” of particular evildoers and then wrap themselves in the flag. This was like you say, almost exclusively mouth-breathing Republicans whose expertise ends when Fox news takes a break.

        • Ed
          October 25, 2013 at 9:05 am

          I know it, 8. Fucking politicians should be required to wear team uniforms so you can tell which side they’re supposed to be on. Dom said once that they should have to wear jackets with patches from all their sponsors, which is a great idea as well.

          Democrats suck, but I have a particular hatred for republicans. Scalawag Southern republicans are as scummy as their ancestors were during the military occupation, but at least back then they didn’t try to pretend to be “conservative Christians”.

          Here’s my take on the difference between the “two” parties: A democrat will openly suck a dick, while a republican pretends that he’s just gonna hold it in his mouth until it stops throbbin.

  3. MoT
    October 25, 2013 at 1:23 am

    Yet another “fantasy” mailing list with a long train of whiny complaints about things having disappeared that never stopped and more than likely helped precipate the very problems they whine about. Things of this sort always fall into my “definition of insanity” file. Number 7 is a howler while 10, 12 and 13 make my ass uncomfortably twitch. The rest are just pathetic.

    • MoT
      October 25, 2013 at 1:26 am

      Of course my “bucket list” is really quite simple: Safely get the fuck out of this crazy country!

    • eric
      October 25, 2013 at 5:27 am

      Typical Republican pabulum. One can almost hear the strains of Len Greenwood…

    • Ed
      October 25, 2013 at 8:06 am

      You got it, MOT. I have a few family members who do this idiotic mailing list thing. They hit me with forwards of this kind of shit, but will not answer an email from me.

      This is from the GOP side of the room, but I wonder if the dim’s circulate their versions of this kind of nonsense. After all, they use the same ratfuckers who buy another mailing list for registered democrats.

  4. Vėjas
    October 25, 2013 at 1:10 am

    What a misguided list! If Obama goes look what lousy alternatives we get: McCain? Romney!? They are no better, likely worse.

    Closed borders – something Lyndon Johnson introduced. Until then America was pretty open to everyone, except orientals. It’s a big gov dream.

    People in military are plainly war criminals deserving Nuremberg 2. In Nuremberg they hanged people for starting wars.

    Citizens and non-citizens pay the same taxes. Why should they be treated differently?

    Etc, etc.

    • eric
      October 25, 2013 at 5:35 am

      Hi Vegas,

      “People in military are plainly war criminals deserving Nuremberg 2. In Nuremberg they hanged people for starting wars.”


      Of course, Nuremburg was a kangaroo court – with two Soviet judges on the bench.

      Arguably (Then vs. Now) both The Chimp and Obomber have more blood on their hands than, say, Julius Streicher did. Yes, he was an odious race-baiter. But – to my knowledge – he never actually killed anyone. He published an obnoxious, inflammatory newspaper. They hanged him for that.

      The Chimp launched an aggressive war against a country that had not attacked this one, nor was even capable of doing so. At least 100,000 dead and a decade-long occupation, with the country still in chaos. Not even a small fine for that. Nor any real sanction for the current jefe who lobs bombs and has throats cut with glib insouciance.

      And what of the media talking heads – especially over at Faux News – who constantly bang the war kettles and (per Streicher) bait the country to hate “radical Muslims”?

      American cognitive dissonance – and the arrogance that flows from it – is quite something to behold.

    • Eightsouthman
      October 25, 2013 at 7:51 am

      Sorta makes your skin crawl don’t it Vejas?

  5. Garysco
    October 25, 2013 at 12:45 am

    One more – Claw-back and delete any pensions and free healthcare for all elected representatives. They should have to live on their paychecks too.

  6. ЯΞ√ΩLUT↑☼N
    October 25, 2013 at 12:01 am

    Much of that applies to Oz as well. I would add another thing:

    14. Dump all the green fascists at their precious supposedly melting Arctic so they can freeze to death.


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