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Camry Clover

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Here’s a video of a Camry Clover. Clovers seem to love Camrys (also PT Cruisers and, of course, the Prius hybrid). Almost as much as they love taking their time. And ours, along with it. If only these Clovers would move over, no one would begrudge them their slow-driving ways. The thing that makes them…

Today’s Clover (9/8/2016)

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I rolled up behind these two Clovers earlier today; they were gimping along at about 52 MPH in a 55 zone (under-posted, as usual). The lead Clover was in a Subaru, which seems to be (like the Prius and PT Cruiser) a vehicle type especially favored by Clovers. I used the ’17 Mercedes-Benz C300 coupe…

Road Clovers

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It may be the fluoridation of the water. Possibly the chem trails. Perhaps it is an assault at the micro-genetic level. Who can say? Whatever the source, Cloverism is propagating. They are everywhere.I thought five chapters (see here, here, here, here and here) would cover it. But it seems there are still a few more…

Prius Clover (And Other Stuff)

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I know. It’s an oxymoron. Prius drivers are almost always Clovers. But not because of the car. Because of how they drive. And not because they drive slowly. That’s ok – not Cloverish. As such. The problem is using your car to force others to also drive slowly. By refusing to yield when you are…

What’s a Clover?

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I get asked – what’s a Clover? Definition herewith: * Clover (noun): The root cause of every affront to liberty. The spoonful of poo that ruins a gallon of ice cream. Clovers are instinctive authoritarian control freaks. They can be found on the political left and the political right and in between. They do not believe in…

Kia Goes Clover

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The acronym pretty much says it all. B.R.A.K.E.S. Go slow, young man! Slow is the only way to go. Velocity, quickness of reaction. Taking independent action (based on independent judgment) rather than waiting to be told what to do by Authority… These are the enemies of safety. And safety is, of course, the guiding light of…

North Carolina’s Cloverific Temper Tantrum

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Clovers like ALL CAPS. It is their way of temper-tantruming. Invariably, when their most sacred totem – THE LAW – is scoffed. North Carolina has gone full Clover. Speed limits WILL be obeyed, to the letter. Or else. Unleash the hounds. Well, unleash the North Carolina State Police – whose primary mission, it appears, is…

The Car Biz Goes Full Clover

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Well, that didn’t take long. The car companies have decided – on their own – to install automated braking in all the cars they make by the 2022 model year, just six years from now. They have come to love Big Brother. No, they have become Big Brother. Anticipating a federal mandate, they have decided to…