Some people are mad at GM (and Chrysler) over the bailout bucks. I’m not happy about that, either. But lately, I’m mad at Ford – which bequeathed unto us the idiot idea of pick-up truck bed walls so high you need a ladder to access what’s in the bed. I’m well over six feet...
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Keeping track of Clovers is almost a full-time job. Like whack-a-mole, they just keep popping up! Here are the latest specimens, submitted for your delectation: * The Cop-Bedazzled Clover - He’s the one who will slam on his brakes and slow to 20 below the speed limit if there’s a cop up ahead –...
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I use the bike as my Willie Wonka golden ticket to get me away from/around anything annoying – and to a better place. Nothing – nothing – beats a speedy bike for this. You’ve got the acceleration capability of a Bugatti Veyron in a package that’s no wider (or hardly wider) than you are....
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Just as entomologists are always discovering some new species of beetle, new forms of Clover are constantly being identified and cataloged. Here, fresh from recent field research, are a few of the latest finds: * The Deferential Clover - This well-intentioned Clover has a politeness fetish that turns out to be rather rude. He...
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Last week, a huge (3.4 million vehicle) recall was announced – problems with the air bags people are forced to buy. According to news reports, a manufacturing defect involving the chemical propellant that inflates the bags could result in an affected vehicle’s air bag not deploying properly during a crash – or not deploying...
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It took “conservative” Republicans to trot out mandatory and market-based health insurance in the same mouthful. Don’t ever forget to thank them for this. Well, it’s time for the next step: Mandatory gun insurance - also “market based” and “incentivized,” of course. Here it comes, directly from one of the insurance Mafia’s chief consiglieries,...
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What exactly is a Clover? Probably, you already know – having met him (or her) many times already. Or rather, been delayed, impeded or imperiled by one. Clovers are the pebble in our shoes, the bur in our saddles… the zit that just won’t pop, no matter how hard you squeeze it. They constitute...
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Bitch of a Switch Definition Request Looking for good mileage used car Fast Car Getting license restrictions removed? Both feet are on that slippery slope Thank you for being a gun spokesman… A lesson in urban warfare Acetone in gas? sudden 33% mileage drop Bob Mazda 3 Diesel Have you read “The Discourse of...
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,700 For Illinois Toll Road Authority Clerical Error Mandatory “Anger Management” For Gun/Ammo Buyers “I Don’t Believe People Should Be Able To Own Guns” Hero Cop Blasts Dude 14 times 89-Year-Old Victimized by “Hero” Cops Chris Christie – The GOP’s Herman Goring Gun Confiscation – The Cat’s Out of The Bag Fuuuuuuuuhhhhhtball Heroes Cop...
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Barry & “People” What Clovers Cost Us The Diesel Dilemma Ok To Speed… When You’re a Cop Redcoats Unnatural Disaster Strike Again Why Are The Domestic Extremists All White? Pushback Emotion About Motion He Ain’t Hurtin’ No One… Electric Lemon Aid Let’s Enforce The Law King Clover Says: No Mundanes May Drive! The Running...
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