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Time Bandit Clover

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Here’s a Clover encounter of the second kind – the Clover who likes to take his time… and yours, too: First, the Clover comes to a complete and extended stop at a stop sign even when it’s abundantly clear there’s no traffic coming. The video begins with him eventually creeping forward. After having stopped for…

Fuuhhhhhhhtttball Clover

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Here’s a fuhhhhhhhhhttttttball Clover. Guy in a truck doing 36 in 45, braking abruptly for no apparent reason: The back of his vehicle was festooned with two huge oversize representations of his favorite team – which everyone stuck behind him is forced to view. Fuuuuuhhhhhttttball worship and Cloverism are tandem sicknesses that derive from the…

Blocking Clover

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This Clover – a fuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhttttball fan – squatted in the left (the passing) lane, exactly matching the speed of the car to its right. It would neither speed up nor slow down, creating a rolling roadblock and making it impossible for anyone to get by:  These people are like chunks of fat in your arteries.…

Old Coot Clover

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I went out for  ride today… and found myself behind a Clover. Actually, several people were caught behind this Clover. A wizened old coot in a silver Taurus held up about half a dozen cars. I was eventually able to pass the old bag: Notice that even when the road widens and becomes a two lane –…

Airstream Clover

Ah, the Airstream Clover… aka the RV Clover. This is the Clover who loves to drive an oversized, underpowered house on wheels that struggles to keep moving on the mildest incline. If the rig can’t move faster, that’s forgivable. What’s not is when Clover won’t pull off (or over) at the first opportunity to let the cars jammed…

Rain Day Clover

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Here is today’s Clover: It’s lightly raining outside – misting, really. For Clover, this constitutes dangerous driving conditions. Saaaaaafety! Ergo –  Must Slow To A Crawl. And even more important (to the Clover): Must ignore the cars stacking up behind me – and make no effort to let them get by. This video also documents a…

Clovers Hogging Passing Lane

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Here are today’s Clovers. Clover number one in the white PT Cruiser squats obliviously in the passing lane, even though the right lane is empty and even though there are cars behind him who are obviously waiting for the cement-headed Clover to notice them and move over. He doesn’t – so we’re forced to pass him on…

Can’t Pass a Bicycle Clover

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Here’s today’s Clover: Unable to pass a bicycle without putting half his vehicle across the double yellow and into the opposite lane of traffic. So instead, Clover simply creeps along behind the bikes at their pace, which is hardly moving (steep hill). Eventually – finally – Clover decides it’s “safe” to pass. And uses up…