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Airstream Clover

Ah, the Airstream Clover… aka the RV Clover. This is the Clover who loves to drive an oversized, underpowered house on wheels that struggles to keep moving on the mildest incline. If the rig can’t move faster, that’s forgivable. What’s not is when Clover won’t pull off (or over) at the first opportunity to let the cars jammed…

Rain Day Clover

dancing Clover

Here is today’s Clover: It’s lightly raining outside – misting, really. For Clover, this constitutes dangerous driving conditions. Saaaaaafety! Ergo –  Must Slow To A Crawl. And even more important (to the Clover): Must ignore the cars stacking up behind me – and make no effort to let them get by. This video also documents a…

Clovers Hogging Passing Lane

dancing Clover

Here are today’s Clovers. Clover number one in the white PT Cruiser squats obliviously in the passing lane, even though the right lane is empty and even though there are cars behind him who are obviously waiting for the cement-headed Clover to notice them and move over. He doesn’t – so we’re forced to pass him on…

Can’t Pass a Bicycle Clover

dancing Clover

Here’s today’s Clover: Unable to pass a bicycle without putting half his vehicle across the double yellow and into the opposite lane of traffic. So instead, Clover simply creeps along behind the bikes at their pace, which is hardly moving (steep hill). Eventually – finally – Clover decides it’s “safe” to pass. And uses up…

Clover: Origins?

shill pic

I came across what follows below after chasing a link sent to me by a reader. It’s interesting stuff!  I Was a Paid Internet Shill   By Ex-Shill, Above Top Secret I am writing here to come out of the closet as a paid shill. For a little over six months, I was paid to…

Won’t Pull Forward Clover

dancing Clover

Here’s some footage of the Won’t Pull Forward Clover. This is the Clover who, when approaching a red light (or sidling into a turn lane at an intersection) leaves a huge gap between himself and the car ahead. Often (as in the case of the Clover below) the space is large enough for a whole ‘nother…

Double Yellow Clover Clusterfuck

dancing Clover

Here is today’s Clover – an old geezer in a geezermobile ambling along at 5-10 below the underposted speed limit (secondary roads are particularly notorious for having under-posted limits; that is, limits set well below the 85th percentile – such that almost every driver is technically/legally guilty of “speeding”). Anyhow, the problem here is not…

Clover Videos, Clover Cam, Clover Stickers…

dancing Clover

You may have noticed I’ve begun posting short videos displaying Cloverism en flagrante delicto – the idea being that a picture (or video) is worth the proverbial 1,000 words. What we’d really like is for you to also film Clovers in action  – and submit your videos for publication here.  Cloverism abides; it is all around…

Clover Can’t Stay In His Lane

clover lead

Another day, another Clover.  Here’s one who can’t manage the challenge of keeping his car in his lane. He swerves wide onto the shoulder – god help any pedestrians or bicyclists who happen to be in his way. And then swings wide the opposite way, crossing over the double yellow into the path of oncoming…