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Maxima Clover!

dancing Clover

Rolled up behind this Clover the other day – the day after it snowed. By which time the roads were clear and dry. But Clover kept his speed around 33 MPH (posted 45-55 zone) just to be saaaaaaaaaaafe!

Ambulance Clover

dancing Clover

This is a classic – the Ambulance Clover. Won’t move over, even for an emergency vehicle with flashing lights. Made the ambulance pass him on the right. Because Clover never moves over. Not even for an ambulance with lights flashing and siren wailing. Clover’s in no hurry… Just be glad it’s not you (or someone…

Left Lane Lexus Clover

dancing Clover

Here’s another left-lane/won’t-move-over Clover, driving (of course) his Lexus “sport sedan”: What is it with Clovers and “sport sedans”? It’s like Liberace with a copy of Penthouse. What’s the point? At first, the Clover paced the car to his right, preventing anyone from passing. Then, Clover sped up (don’t Clovers oppose speeeeeeeeeeeeeeding?). But Clover would…

Five Car Length Clover

dancing Clover

I got stuck behind this slug the other day: The lead Clover is way ahead of him; 5-6 car lengths (at 40 MPH). This makes it damned hard to get around the lead Clover. It seems they like to work together to “keep you safe.”! If you value independent media, please support independent media. We…

Passing Two Left Lane Clovers!

dancing Clover

Here are two left lane-hogging Clovers: Neither of these jerks takes any notice of the fact that other cars are stacking up behind them – nor that they are traveling slower than cars in the right lane. Even when exasperated drivers pass them on the right, Clover refuses to move over. Take a hint, Clover: If you’re…

Old Coot Clover

dancing Clover

Here’s an Old Coot Clover in a Crown Vic (surprise) doing 34-42 in a 55… slowing for the curves: Don’t feel sorry for the Clover because he’s old. Age only made his bad driving worse. It’s a sure bet this Clover was also a Clover at 45. Being 85 just enhanced his Clover-ness and made him…

Clover “Merging”

dancing Clover

Here’s a Clover (in a “sport sedan,” natch) who expects other drivers to accommodate him (don’t they all?): He just eases over, cutting off the car to his left. He could have sped up, then merged ahead of the car to his left. Or, slowed down – and merged behind. Instead – of course –…

PT Cruiser Clover!

dancing Clover

Here’s a Clover in a PT Cruiser doing 46 in a 55: Clovers love the PT Cruiser (and also the similar Chevy HHR). If you see either up ahead, the odds of it being a Clover are right up there with the odds of an asshole being elected jefe next year. Pretty much dead certain.…