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NSA Creep Doesn’t Like it When He’s the One Being Watched

The NSA sent someone bearing the nametag “Neal Z.” to the University of New Mexico’s Engineering and Science Career Fair today, in the hopes of recruiting young computer geniuses to help manage the yottabytes of data it is collecting about you. But instead of eager young applicants, Mr. Z. encountered University of New Mexico alumnus Andy Beale and student…

Kentucky Heroes “Lock Down” Bar

“You have the right to shut up,” aggressive beverage cops told innocent customers during the search. LOUISVILLE, KY — Beverage control enforcers performed a surprise raid on a popular dive bar, detained dozens of people and forced them all to endure warrantless searches before being allowed to leave. The incident occurred on September 10th, 2014.…

Missouri Heroes Taser Boy Into Coma

A 17-year-old boy went into a coma and is in critical condition after a Missouri police officer Tasered him into compliance during a routine traffic stop. The FBI has been called on to investigate the incident, following the issuance of police statements which conflict with eyewitness testimony and video of the arrest. On Sunday afternoon,…

Sports Fans

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Sports “fans” – most of whom are white – disgust me. The world is literally falling apart and all that matters to these dough heads is… the gaaaaaaaaaaame. Did “we” win last night? “We” are really looking good this season! Almost all the men I know, sports is their main topic of conversation. Which of course…

Stormtroopers… sigh…

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It’s become so routine to see battle-clad “hero” cops – indistinguishable from the “troops” – occupying American cities that most people hardly notice, much less care. This – public nonchalance – ought however to greatly concern anyone not addled by high fructose corn syrup and a steady diet of Fox News. The “troops” are fighting for…

“Our Freedoms”

This what the “troops” have been fighting for:  TSA agents demanded to conduct a full body pat down on a man after he had already landed and was set to leave Denver Airport in a security mix up that was caught on camera. Kahler Nygard flew from Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport to Denver last Saturday…

Here’s Why I Carry…

Over 100 teens swarm Memphis plaza, ‘knocking out’ shoppers THV11 September 8, 2014 CBS affiliate WREG reported that three people are now recovering after a mob of teenagers ran through a busy shopping plaza, seemingly picking out customers and Kroger employees at random to attack. A video of the incident has been shared with local…