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Maserati cop car

No one likes a hypocrite – which helps to explain why thinking people increasingly tend to dislike cops. They routinely ignore or violate the laws they spend their days forcing us to obey. Everyone, for example, has seen cops insolently ignoring the posted speed limit. Frequently, while not wearing their “safety” belt. Insolently, because they…

Officer Go Fuck Yourself

Officer Go Fuck Yourself

Here’s a clip that “law and order” conservative Republican types might get something out of: A “hero” cop points a loaded assault rifle at journalists and threatens to “fucking kill” them. What would happen to an ordinary citizen who did such a thing? He’d likely be dead faster than you could say “officer safety.” If, that is,…

Police: Virginia deputy shot daughter, crashed car

wtop.com Friday – 8/15/2014 WINCHESTER, Va. (AP) — A Virginia deputy sheriff shot his 16-year-old daughter after mistaking her for an intruder, then crashed his car as he rushed her to the hospital, authorities said. The teenager was in stable condition at a Winchester hospital, according to media reports. Capt. Donnie Lang of the Frederick…

Vegas Heroes Beat Down Man For “Not Walking Fast Enough”

This involves an incident that happened shortly after a stabbing at the Vanguard Lounge, a bar/nightclub located on what is known asFremont East in Downtown Las Vegas. While members of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department are clearing people out of the area where the stabbing occurred, Officer Glowinski apparently wasn’t happy with the pace at which a man, named…

Heroes Taser Eight-Year-Old

PIERRE, SD — The use of force on a child sparked controversy after an 8-year-old girl was tased following an apparent suicide threat. The incident occurred when a babysitter phoned police on October 4, 2013, saying the young girl she was supervising wouldn’t put down a knife and was threatening to hurt herself. Four Pierre…

NY Heroes Shoot Another Dog

… and once again, the dog was on his owner’s property – onto which the police trespassed: ERIE COUNTY, NY — A family was traumatized when gun-wielding police officers walked onto their quiet property and shot their dog in the head while looking for a man who did not live there. Megan Shimburski, 25, was…

Ass Fingering Heroes

They’re up our bungholes… literally: Boder Task Force gives innocent man anal cavity search after failing to use turn signal “As soon as he penetrated, they laughed,” the man said, after strangers forced fingers into his anus. LORDSBURG, NM — An innocent man was tormented for hours by a New Mexican “Border Drug Task Force”…