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Conversations With Clover – Part Deux

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It is important to understand what we’re up against – those of us who oppose human interactions based on violence. And what we’re up against is . . . Clover. This Unknown Troll has plagued EPautos for years; but as annoying as he is, he does serve a valuable purpose. His posts give us insight…

“Clover” & “Gil”

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The other day, Prison Planet published an article about government trolls who are paid to post disruptive comments on contrarian (anti-government/anti-corporate) web sites. We’ve long suspected such trolls have attempted to cause problems here. Now we have proof. EPautos’ most legendary troll, of course, is Clover. He’s been posting his non sequiturs here for years.…

The Speed Limit Cargo Cult

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One of the oddest totemistic fetishes of our age is worship of metal signs with various symbols imprinted upon them. Speed limit signs, for instance. People are supposed to reflexively obey them – and are subject to punishment if they do not. Rarely – to paraphrase George W. Bush – is the question asked: Why…

If Only Clover Would Move Over

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Moving over to allow faster-moving traffic to get by is a wonderful concept. But I’d take it a step farther: If you’re not passing, you should not be in the left lane at all. That, at any rate, is the way it’s done in Germany. There is a reason why. It is called closing speed.…

Double Clover!

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Here, for your delectation, are two fine specimens of southwest Virginia Clover: This Clover was gimping along at 10-15 MPH below the posted speed limit – and passed by two turn-outs, where he could have easily allowed the cars stacked up behind him to get by and then resumed his slow-mo’ pace. Of course, this…

Conversations With Clover, Part II

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On this tragic day – the day when Americans celebrate the freedoms they no longer enjoy – I though it would be appropriate to take a look at why their freedoms have been taken from them by dissecting the mindset of a freedom-taker. His name is “Clover” – a regular anti-freedom poster at EPautos.com. More…

Re: can’t drive 55

Everyone meet Bob B. the clover.  Here’s an email Eric recently received from him. Too Funny Eric, You are so afraid of the truth that you block free speach on your little site. Ya see eric, that is the problem with your libtopia land. Your free speach would be blocked by another private individual that didn’t…

Drives Me Up The Wall

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Some people are mad at GM (and Chrysler) over the bailout bucks. I’m not happy about that, either. But lately, I’m mad at Ford – which bequeathed unto us the idiot idea of pick-up truck bed walls so high you need a ladder to access what’s in the bed. I’m well over six feet tall…

Clover Taxonomy IV

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Keeping track of Clovers is almost a full-time job. Like whack-a-mole, they just keep popping up! Here are the latest specimens, submitted for your delectation: * The Cop-Bedazzled Clover -  He’s the one who will slam on his brakes and slow to 20 below the speed limit if there’s a cop up ahead – even…

Clover Taxonomy III

Just as entomologists are always discovering some new species of beetle, new forms of Clover are constantly being identified and cataloged. Here, fresh from recent field research, are a few of the latest finds: * The Deferential Clover – This well-intentioned Clover has a politeness fetish that turns out to be rather rude. He will…