We have just added the gem you can see in the picture accompanying this blurb to the EPautos Store – and I thought you might like to know it’s available!
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety is our priority, after all.
More’s coming, along with the new (re-animated) Forum.
Stay tuned…
Hahaha, yes! Your “saaaaafety!” is a favorite saying in our household.
I do second Mike in Boston with putting an “E” in there, however. 🙂
A little off topic, but a group called Five Times August made a new music video about Bill Gates titled “Gates Behind the Bars.” It’s a good one. The band also made some other music videos blasting COVID tyranny and figures such as fmr NIAID head Tony Fauci.
“Gates Behind the Bars” (About Bill Gates)….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3TfKs8WhTI
“Sad Little Man” (About Tony Fauci)……
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsANoiJa9Uc
Here are some ideas for satirical messages on merchandise, given what our would be overlords are pushing…..
“COVID vaccines don’t kill people. Coincidences do.”
“Give up your gas stove. It’s killing people who ‘die suddenly’.”
“Eat artificial food. It’s safe and effective, plus it will end the climate crisis.”
“Subscribe to Biden Bucks. It’s saaaaaaaaaafe and conveeeeeeeenient.”
“Living in an itty bitty shack brings equity and sustainability.”
“Buy an EV. It’s 100% clean.”
“I love owning nothing and having Klaus Schwab and other billionaires own everything I used to own.”
“I love having Yuval Noah Harari & the WEF knowing everything that goes on in my own body.”
“I love having Pfizer remind me when it’s time for my latest COVID booster.” (Or any other mRNA jab Pfizer makes)
I’m sure there are other satirical messages people can create..
Not to be picky but you left off the “e” on the picture of the shirt, otherwise it’s great.
I’d like to update and subvert Japan’s classic emergency exit sign, by having the running man fleeing a raging EeeVee fire … with a very obvious ‘Tesla dagger’ logo on the burning hulk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exit_sign#/media/File:Japanese_Public_Information_Symbol_-_Emergency_Exit.svg
If you ship to Scotland, I’ll buy one. Nobody would get the joke, and I like that!
Hi Robert,
These buggers ship anywhere! Just click on the link to order: https://www.epautoshop.com/
Hi Ya, Eric!
Funny, I was JUST wishing the other day that you’d proffer some T-shirts! But, if I m may suggest, for future ones, how about a message that the average boobus Americanus would “get”? I mean, if I’m going to wear something with a message/graphic image on it, I’d want something that is going to be clearly understood by the average Walmartian/vaxhole/TV-viewer, as opposed to just those who may “get” the inside joke; something that leaves no doubt, even to the average sports fan, as to what the wearer is saying.
Nice job there though- the shirt looks great!
Yeah, this one really needs to be verbalized the way Eric does it in the videos. A ringtone, maybe. Otherwise, I fear boobus would be like, “you like safety, I like safety too” spoken in a droll unemotional voice a la Frito Bandejo in Idiocracy.
The shirt pictured in the latest post, For Whom the Lithium Tolls, titled “Safety 222” is more straightforward mockery.
Back when the paranoia was at it’s height, I was thinking of getting one I saw on Ebay that just simply said in big letters “I WILL NOT COMPLY”. -Somethiung that literally everyone can understand, and leaves no room for ambiguity or interpretation. I normally don’t wear printed things, but if I’m going to, I want the message to be absolutely 100% clear- not left up to the interpretation of the looker. Heck, if I saw someone wearing a shirt that said “Saaaaafety” I wouldn’t “get” it if I weren’t a fan of Eric’s….and even then, I would wonder what the wearer meant if I didn’t know that he was also quoting Eric.
A shirt with that meme of a pic of Fauci, Gates and Bourla that says “The people who believe the world is overpopulated want to give you a vaccine to save your life” would be something I couldn’t resist!