Officer Go Fuck Yourself
Here's a clip that "law and order" conservative Republican types might get something out of:
A "hero" cop points a loaded assault rifle at journalists and threatens to "fucking kill" them. What...
Hut! Hut! Hut! Heroes Seize “Non-Compliant” Land Rovers
Apparently, old cars now threaten the "homeland" (every time I hear that word used I feel as though I've been inserted into a black and white movie from the '30s about...
Pork Products
There but for the grace of Mike Valentine go I, I thought.
Yesterday was the first nice day we've had out here in The Woods in almost a week. So I took my...
Sexual Battery . . . and Speeding
In Virginia, they're both Class 1 Misdemeanors - along with animal cruelty and larceny. One small notch below a felony. They'll put you in jail for it. The speeding, I mean....
Roasted Kids
If you've been watching the news lately, you already know all about it. And you know what's coming on account of it. Homer's car - you know - the one designed by...
More Than Just Your Papers, Please . . .
Do we live in a police state?
What other state forces non-criminals to submit to fingerprinting in order to obtain permission to drive?
Or merely to exist?
The state of Texas does. So do the...
Clover’s Grampa
It's easy to get hung up on what's legal vs. illegal.
Clovers are completely hung up on it.
And this may be - probably is - calculated, deliberate. The desired object. A very...
Gorillas, Humans . . . and the NAP
Sometimes I entertain the thought that those who have awakened to the NAP are the leading cohort of what might be called a fifth turning - or more profoundly, perhaps they...
Dancing With Clovers
Kevin Costner danced with wolves. It is my fate - and yours - to drive with Clovers. They are everywhere - and increasingly unavoidable. Like a virulent bacillus, ineptitude and passive aggressive behavior...
Motorcycles Afflicted by The Car Sickness
Have you gone shopping for a new sport bike lately? Try and find one that's not encrusted with layers of electronics . . . just like any new car.
ABS and linked brakes; traction...