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dBrong
04-03-2010, 11:06 PM
They found the body!


What did Jesus say when he was on the cross?


#1. Hey Mary I can see the house from here
#2. No, no, remove the nails feet first
#3. What a helluva way to spend Easter
#4. I guess I can't eat M&M's any more - they keep falling through the holes.

DonTom
04-04-2010, 04:17 AM
They found the body!

Yes they did. As shown here (http://www.backpacker.com/cgi-bin/forums/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=852107219;t=9991135294) (look down that page).


-Don-

Eric
04-04-2010, 06:44 AM
They found the body!


What did Jesus say when he was on the cross?


#1. Hey Mary I can see the house from here
#2. No, no, remove the nails feet first
#3. What a helluva way to spend Easter
#4. I guess I can't eat M&M's any more - they keep falling through the holes.

That's pretty mean-spirited, but I like it! :D

I dig Easter, by the way, because it's really a Pagan spring/fertility celebration.

PS: If Jesus really died - as in physical death - then by definition he was mortal and therefore by definition not a god. And if he didn't die (because he was God) then the Christian religion's most basic tenet - "he died for our sins" - lies in shambles.