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dBrong
05-07-2010, 09:42 PM
You can't make this sh1t up!




NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton.


Officers responding to Tuesday's incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man's ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name.


He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.


Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.




http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/07/woman-runs-lord-jesus-christ-massachusetts-street/?test=latestnews

dom
05-07-2010, 10:56 PM
Well, I guess gawd was watching out for that mother@#$ker!

Eric
05-08-2010, 06:32 AM
You can't make this sh1t up!





http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/07/woman-runs-lord-jesus-christ-massachusetts-street/?test=latestnews


Shouldn't he have known it was coming and levitated out of harm's way?

Ken
05-08-2010, 11:29 AM
Shouldn't he have known it was coming and levitated out of harm's way?


No, I guess he just expected to die for her sins.

Ken.