View Full Version : What The TSA Porno Scanners really see

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05-08-2010, 06:46 AM
Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing.

A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.

Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers on Tuesday.

Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood,made visible by the new machine.

The attack may be the first piece of proof that the new scanners may be leaving too little to the imagination.

The $170,000 machines, which were introduced last year, took some heat from fliers who weren't quite ready to show their bod to government employees.

05-08-2010, 06:30 PM
Needle dick - the bug fu<ker!

05-08-2010, 07:23 PM
Needle dick - the bug fu<ker!

I agree; "F" the TSA bottom feeder (and needle dick).

But this is another bit of evidence that these scanners reveal far more detail than any citizen ought to put up with. The whole thing's insane. If an Abdullah wants to drop a 757, there are many ways to do it and a scanner ain't gonna stop him.