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grouch
06-23-2010, 08:27 PM
When a patient is laying on the table with her feet in stirrups for her gyno exam, never assume that when you say "nice kitty" that she knows you are referring to her tattoo on her ankle. Very awkward.

Eric
06-24-2010, 06:41 AM
When a patient is laying on the table with her feet in stirrups for her gyno exam, never assume that when you say "nice kitty" that she knows you are referring to her tattoo on her ankle. Very awkward.

I am sooo glad I'm a man!

Adam
06-24-2010, 07:48 PM
I know a women who is gyno and sure glad she's not a lesbian.

dBrong
06-25-2010, 02:18 PM
Avoid saying "Now say Ahhhh"

dom
06-27-2010, 10:40 AM
Always ask if they would like you to "numb it" before the procedure begins.

NUMB NUMB NUMB NUMB

HA

NUMB NUMB NUMB NUMB

dBrong
07-03-2010, 10:55 PM
Dom.... can you lick your eyebrows? Numb, Numb, Numb..