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06-25-2010, 12:25 PM
* Dirt -

You can fill holes with it and grow stuff in it.

* A good janitor -

He keeps the bathrooms clean.

* Three hours or your life -

That would otherwise be wasted watching "the game."

* Earthworms -

They do useful work.

* A bag full of shit -

The bag has some value.