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Eric
12-21-2010, 09:39 AM
Inspired by Swamp and Dom we are gonna have a new category/feature here called The Daily Clover.

It will be the place to post pics, video and rants about lane-blocking, refuse-to-yield "drivers" who need to be taken off the roads for all our sanity's sake.

Details to come....

swamprat
12-21-2010, 09:56 AM
Love it! This is going to be great. This may inspire a separate website with links...... just thinking.

swamprat
12-21-2010, 10:14 AM
Welcome to the Daily Clover – a feature of epautos.com which documents the proliferation of clovers on our highways. Although a clover is commonly known as a 3 or a 4 leafed plant pollinated by honey bees, it is also a member of the pea family. Our definition of a clover is a pea brained driver who practices unnecessary breaking and swerving, causes traffic delays driving below the normal speed of traffic and continues to block traffic around him, oblivious (intentionally or not) to everyone around him or her. While it has been heard that the green clover is being driven to extinction by pollination decline, the four-wheeled maggot variety continues to infest our highways in ever greater numbers in all types of vehicular dress from foreign made economy compacts and mid sized sedans to SUV's and high performance sedans and the occasional sports car. We need to document the actions of the four-wheeled clover in order to remove this menace from our highways. The Daily Clover is the first step in this ongoing process.

swamprat
12-21-2010, 11:58 AM
http://www.spytechs.com/Car-Cameras/dual-view-cam.htm

dom
12-21-2010, 12:20 PM
Welcome to the Daily Clover a feature of epautos.com which documents the proliferation of clovers on our highways. Although a clover is commonly known as a 3 or a 4 leafed plant pollinated by honey bees, it is also a member of the pea family. Our definition of a clover is a pea brained driver who practices unnecessary breaking and swerving, causes traffic delays driving below the normal speed of traffic and continues to block traffic around him, oblivious (intentionally or not) to everyone around him or her. While it has been heard that the green clover is being driven to extinction by pollination decline, the four-wheeled maggot variety continues to infest our highways in ever greater numbers in all types of vehicular dress from foreign made economy compacts and mid sized sedans to SUV's and high performance sedans and the occasional sports car. We need to document the actions of the four-wheeled clover in order to remove this menace from our highways. The Daily Clover is the first step in this ongoing process.

That is good/funny!

Ken
12-21-2010, 12:32 PM
Welcome to the Daily Clover a feature of epautos.com which documents the proliferation of clovers on our highways. Although a clover is commonly known as a 3 or a 4 leafed plant pollinated by honey bees, it is also a member of the pea family. Our definition of a clover is a pea brained driver who practices unnecessary breaking and swerving, causes traffic delays driving below the normal speed of traffic and continues to block traffic around him, oblivious (intentionally or not) to everyone around him or her. While it has been heard that the green clover is being driven to extinction by pollination decline, the four-wheeled maggot variety continues to infest our highways in ever greater numbers in all types of vehicular dress from foreign made economy compacts and mid sized sedans to SUV's and high performance sedans and the occasional sports car. We need to document the actions of the four-wheeled clover in order to remove this menace from our highways. The Daily Clover is the first step in this ongoing process.

A very nice piece of prose, Swampy. To me it strikes just the right note.

Ken.

Eric
12-21-2010, 02:49 PM
Welcome to the Daily Clover a feature of epautos.com which documents the proliferation of clovers on our highways. Although a clover is commonly known as a 3 or a 4 leafed plant pollinated by honey bees, it is also a member of the pea family. Our definition of a clover is a pea brained driver who practices unnecessary breaking and swerving, causes traffic delays driving below the normal speed of traffic and continues to block traffic around him, oblivious (intentionally or not) to everyone around him or her. While it has been heard that the green clover is being driven to extinction by pollination decline, the four-wheeled maggot variety continues to infest our highways in ever greater numbers in all types of vehicular dress from foreign made economy compacts and mid sized sedans to SUV's and high performance sedans and the occasional sports car. We need to document the actions of the four-wheeled clover in order to remove this menace from our highways. The Daily Clover is the first step in this ongoing process.

Just almost pissed myself! Hail, Clover! :D

dBrong
12-21-2010, 04:31 PM
Many, many Asian clovers here:


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=296_1292801756

It's a little wierd, not worth watching more than the first 2 - 3 minutes.

dom
12-21-2010, 06:09 PM
Clover #1 is still nailing the home page.


Yes it is people without a brain that follow another car closely up a steep hill. yes clover saw the other car skidding across lanes so he slowed down but the idiot behind him also had to stop. That of course pissed him off. How dare anyone drive safely and slow down the man on a mission to speed. He of course took off an passed clover on the dangerous and icy road because anger is more powerfull than the safety of another person .

Just checked and we have over six pages of material posted by the one and only! LOL