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dom
12-28-2010, 03:06 PM
I came out from the gym this afternoon (I workout over my lunch break) and there was a message from God on my door window of my car.

It reads:

"From the Lord. Seek after me"

On a receipt from McDonalds with a $20 bill folded inside!

Eric
12-28-2010, 05:05 PM
I came out from the gym this afternoon (I workout over my lunch break) and there was a message from God on my door window of my car.

It reads:

"From the Lord. Seek after me"

On a receipt from McDonalds with a $20 bill folded inside!

No shit!

Maybe it was Clover... ?

dom
12-28-2010, 05:20 PM
I don't know man.

Tell ya'll what.. I sure could use a lot more messages like this!

dBrong
12-28-2010, 09:50 PM
"From the Lord. Seek after me"

Just remember - Jesus saves, but Moses invests!

Mithrandir
12-28-2010, 11:05 PM
Just remember - Jesus saves, but Moses invests!

Moses invests in what?:D

Dom,

Better than my msg. I had a dent in my car with no note. :(

dom
01-01-2011, 02:11 AM
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Adam
01-01-2011, 09:31 AM
Dudes I was walking into the gym, I look up at the puffy clouds in the sky and there was a message from the Lord saying" you are too fat" lose weight. I didn't do much good but I got the message.

dom
01-01-2011, 10:14 AM
Dudes I was walking into the gym, I look up at the puffy clouds in the sky and there was a message from the Lord saying" you are too fat" lose weight. I didn't do much good but I got the message.

Not a bad message to receive at all!

I usually get the "you're a fucking idiot" one! Ha

doncoo
11-25-2011, 11:49 AM
I came out from the gym this afternoon (I workout over my lunch break) and there was a message from God on my door window of my car.

It reads:

"From the Lord. Seek after me"

On a receipt from McDonalds with a $20 bill folded inside!

Why the $20? For gas so you can seek him? I don't get the message. Seek after the lord and you'll get money? Or is it, here's money to seek after me since I can't get you to do it any other way?

And he's god, why do we have to seek him? Can't he find us?

dom
11-25-2011, 05:44 PM
Who knows, I was happy to get a 20 spot though!

misterdecibel
11-26-2011, 04:12 PM
So God eats Sausage Egg Cheese McGriddles?

dom
11-26-2011, 08:31 PM
So God eats Sausage Egg Cheese McGriddles?

Are you kidding, doesn't everybody!!??

Ha

I was thinking the same thing.

grouch
11-27-2011, 12:51 AM
A lot of church goers get out of church, go to a restaurant where the help makes like $2-3 an hour plus tips, then they leave a tip in the way of a fake $10 bill with a biblical note on it.

I've worked in a restaurant. I make certain I tip well as I have been there and done that. 20% is only $2 on a $10 check. If an extra buck or so will break me, I don't need to eat out.

The places I go, I get great service. I kid around with the wait staff and tip well. If there's a problem with my food, it's taken care of fast. I even tell my niece that when a guy takes her to dinner, if he's nice to her but rude to the wait staff, he's not a nice person.

dom
11-27-2011, 09:44 AM
I even tell my niece that when a guy takes her to dinner, if he's nice to her but rude to the wait staff, he's not a nice person.

I have a buddy from college, cool dude, but when we go shopping or to 7/11 he is an asshole to the employees. He lives down the street now, we hang out once a year.

Your advice is solid.