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01-01-2014, 02:29 AM
I'll be the guy: happy new year everybody! For 2014, I hereby resolve the following:

To remain steadfast in my hatred for and criticism of the state;
To refuse to pay any absurd "penalty" for not having health "insurance;"
To recognise my remaining cloverisms as best I can, and be a better and more considerate driver;
To write something on a serious topic that's worth reading by somebody somewhere;
To avoid crashing my car into any more damn moose;
To scrounge up enough money to send Eric another donation. ;-)

Anybody else? What are you going to do with the new year?

01-01-2014, 10:30 AM
I'm going to drink less beer and eat less chocolate! I prepared myself for this resolution starting back three months ago by drinking more beer and eating more chocolate.

01-01-2014, 07:19 PM
Geez, I prepared for that too without even knowing it. That's dedication!

01-02-2014, 06:17 AM
I resolved several years ago to not make any more New Years resolutions. If I had to though........I'd probably resolve to eat fewer mice this year. ;)