Resolutions

I'll be the guy: happy new year everybody! For 2014, I hereby resolve the following:

• To remain steadfast in my hatred for and criticism of the state;
• To refuse to pay any absurd "penalty" for not having health "insurance;"
• To recognise my remaining cloverisms as best I can, and be a better and more considerate driver;
• To write something on a serious topic that's worth reading by somebody somewhere;
• To avoid crashing my car into any more damn moose;
• To scrounge up enough money to send Eric another donation. ;-)

Anybody else? What are you going to do with the new year?

I'm going to drink less beer and eat less chocolate! I prepared myself for this resolution starting back three months ago by drinking more beer and eating more chocolate.

Geez, I prepared for that too without even knowing it. That's dedication!

I resolved several years ago to not make any more New Years resolutions. If I had to though........I'd probably resolve to eat fewer mice this year. ;)