Reply With QuoteIn one area of West Virginia there was a guy with a large wooded lot (several acres) who had a chain across his driveway with a sign that said "Trespassers Will Be Shot". Nobody ventured on his property. Who would dumb enough to?
Has anybody seen or bought a sign that really does its job? I remember a really bad movie years ago called "Ice Pirates" and there was a sign in it that said "Keep out. Trespassers will be violated" On the way to work I pass a church and the signs in front say "Thou shalt not park here".
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In one area of West Virginia there was a guy with a large wooded lot (several acres) who had a chain across his driveway with a sign that said "Trespassers Will Be Shot". Nobody ventured on his property. Who would dumb enough to?
Unfortunately, there *are* people who are dumb enough to think he was kidding. Usually they're "not from around here".
"Gorsh, he wouldn't really shoot me! That'd be downright rude!"
Chip H.
Former owner: 2012 Honda Civic LX, 2006 Honda Ridgeline RTL, 2000 Honda CR-V EX, 2003 MINI Cooper S, 1992 Honda Accord LX, 1999 Mercedes ML-320, 1995 VW Jetta GLX, 1991 Mercury Capri XR2, 1981 Mercury Zephyr, 1975 Chevrolet Impala
The most ignored signs of all have to be speed limit signs - which ought to tell you something about most speed limits.Originally Posted by grouch
One I saw over here, slightly Americanised for your consumption. "Jesus Saves ............................... He shops at Costco"
Ken.
The most ignored signs of all have to be speed limit signs - which ought to tell you something about most speed limits.
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Ken.
Wolds Bikers, Lincolnshire, England.
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