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Thread: Life should be lived backwards.

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    Senior Member Ken's Avatar
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    Lincolnshire, United Kingdom.

    Life should be lived backwards.

    Life would be much better lived backwards.

    You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.

    Then, wake up in an old peoples' home feeling better every day.

    You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
    when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. At retirement - 18 years of age - you drive the sportscar you can actually enjoy!

    You eat what you want, you party... and you get ready to start school.

    You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
    responsibilities, you become a baby, and then .........

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
    conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every

    And then, you finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case

    Die dulci fruimini!
    Wolds Bikers, Lincolnshire, England.

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    Re: Life should be lived backwards.

    Interesting perspective....

    Reminds me of what an old guy told me years ago - he said "you arrive in this world crapping in your pants and you leave crapping in your pants."

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