Back in the 70's when the Auto Industry went to hell in a hand basket,with the "NEW" 'CAFE' and Emission Standards, the Manufactures of these fine auto's had been turning out junk for years. Sure, there had been some good years for some, and we kept buying them, and they were more than happy to sell their products to us. As Technology improved, so did the fuel economy and emissions. We have all had our turn at the Inspection Station, called them a BUNCH OF CROOKS when the car didn't pass, or cussed out the car maker, or both. Some of those Auto's were A CHALLENGE to get them to pass emissions. In the Eighties, we got our smaller cars, which in turn gave us better millage, and no trunk space. We had to keep our Pickem-up Trucks if we wanted to haul the Boat, go camping, bring home enough lumber to build that play house for the kids. That little Puddle Jumper that got 25-30 miles to the gallon, couldn't haul the nails to put the Play House together. They didn't have much room for all the stuff needed for that weekend at the beach. We had a joke in the Auto Industry pertaining to the seating. "there is room for Five. Mom, Dad, and a picture of the three kids in the back seat". Welcome the MINIVAN.
No self respecting dad would be caught dead in that thing. For mom, it was a godsend. It was like a mini school bus, and it could pull a Tent Trailer, providing it wasn't loaded up like a semi truck. Dad had the honors of sneaking out of town with this group, while leaving the real rig at home. Then the Auto dudes decided they weren't selling enough stuff, so they started loading them up. All kinds of do-dads that these under powered cars that you paid an obnoxious price for. As the Eighties ended, The performance had returned to some, the computer had taken over the nuts and bolts of making this thing work. And the fuel mileage had gone down the tube as well. By the time the 90's rolled around, the makers had another bright idea. Lets sell them something that will bring out the stupidity, and we will call it a SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE.
An SUV! Sounds neet. Now we have a new vehicle that can pull the boat, haul the kids, take mom shopping, and look cool while doing it. You know, maybe we can load these things up with more stuff they really don't need, and convince them they really do need this stuff. Hell, they don't know what they want, but we'll convince them they need it. Mean while, fuel mileage had tanked, cars were weighing more than they did Twenty-Thirty years ago. Into the 2000's. Thank god I'm Retired. I couldn't take it out there now. Our powers to be want the Auto Industry to increase fuel mileage. I will find that hard to do with the crap they are selling us for fuel. We have a bunch of MORONS running our lives. We will be back like we were in the 70's. Cars that won't run, are a Bitch to repair, and a consumer with no understanding. And the physically challenged will be hanging on to that worn out MINI Van.
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