I just got a mailing from my congressman, in this case, a Republican. Inside it was a petition and a request for money talking about all those big bad liberals in congress. Wanna guess what I wrote on there?

That SOB better not come to my door asking for money. I will tell them they have about 3 seconds to leave.

Vermin. Cockroaches. They are beneath spit. At least spit has some uses.