Haven't you heard? The recessions over. The economy "grew" 3.5 percent this last quarter, the highest in 2 years!!!!! Whoooooppppppeeeeee. Green shoots are sprouting.
My house is gaining equity by the minute. Time for some more granite countertops and new bathrooms. The old ones were done in 2004.
How about that addition for Gabriella and her 3 illegitimate kids.
Oh, and by the way, my wife just got a job reselling insurance policies to banks. Makes 25k a year.