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    Easter has been officially canceled

    They found the body!

    What did Jesus say when he was on the cross?

    #1. Hey Mary I can see the house from here
    #2. No, no, remove the nails feet first
    #3. What a helluva way to spend Easter
    #4. I guess I can't eat M&M's any more - they keep falling through the holes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dBrong View Post
    They found the body!
    Yes they did. As shown here (look down that page).

    -Don-

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    Quote Originally Posted by dBrong View Post
    They found the body!

    What did Jesus say when he was on the cross?

    #1. Hey Mary I can see the house from here
    #2. No, no, remove the nails feet first
    #3. What a helluva way to spend Easter
    #4. I guess I can't eat M&M's any more - they keep falling through the holes.
    That's pretty mean-spirited, but I like it!

    I dig Easter, by the way, because it's really a Pagan spring/fertility celebration.

    PS: If Jesus really died - as in physical death - then by definition he was mortal and therefore by definition not a god. And if he didn't die (because he was God) then the Christian religion's most basic tenet - "he died for our sins" - lies in shambles.

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