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    Woman Runs Down Lord Jesus Christ

    You can't make this sh1t up!

    NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk, but police haven't.

    Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton.

    Officers responding to Tuesday's incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man's ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name.

    He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.


    Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.


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    Well, I guess gawd was watching out for that mother@#$ker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dBrong View Post
    Shouldn't he have known it was coming and levitated out of harm's way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric View Post
    Shouldn't he have known it was coming and levitated out of harm's way?

    No, I guess he just expected to die for her sins.

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