Advice for savers.

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Ladies, When bringing a jar of coins to the bank for them to put into their change counting machine, always make sure that your husband hasn’t dropped a couple of spare bullets into the jar as well!

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Bachelor cooks: when the spaghetti-sauce recipe calls for a "clove" of garlic, it doesn’t mean the whole onion-shaped thing with about fourteen separate bits in it. It means one of the separate bits. Also, leftover spaghetti sauce with a 14x overdose of garlic in it can sit in your refrigerator for six months without mold growing on it. The mold can’t eat it. Neither can you.

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After you’ve finished shopping and BEFORE you spend 30-45 minutes wandering around the carpark trying to remember where your car is, remember this simple word: BUS.