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    Advice for gynecologists

    When a patient is laying on the table with her feet in stirrups for her gyno exam, never assume that when you say "nice kitty" that she knows you are referring to her tattoo on her ankle. Very awkward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grouch View Post
    When a patient is laying on the table with her feet in stirrups for her gyno exam, never assume that when you say "nice kitty" that she knows you are referring to her tattoo on her ankle. Very awkward.
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    I know a women who is gyno and sure glad she's not a lesbian.

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    Avoid saying "Now say Ahhhh"

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    Always ask if they would like you to "numb it" before the procedure begins.

    NUMB NUMB NUMB NUMB

    HA

    NUMB NUMB NUMB NUMB

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    Dom.... can you lick your eyebrows? Numb, Numb, Numb..

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