Knows more about "the game" than he does about the history of his own country, or current events.

He knows what the standings are in the NFC East, or who got picked for the Scheisseman Trophy this year - but ask him whether it is the constitutional role of Congress to declare war, or to name the rights enumerated in the Fourth Amendment - and you will get a vacuous stare.

Duhhhhh.... fuhhhhhttttttball.....