A long time ago it was baseball and football.

OK, I can deal with that.

Then it became the 'stupid bowl'. This is where guy's who can't get laid for free, pay a lot of money.....

Then came the "Final Four" - who gives a rats ass about this?

Now there's FIFA and the fu<king soccer. Some morons mindlessing running around a field.

Not to mention NASCAR - a bunch of southern rednecks waiting for a high speed, fatal collision.