Do you Yahoo?

I use it for e-mail and I've noticed when I go to the Yahoo main page, almost invariably, the main/feature story will be something about fuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhttttttball - because, god forbid anyone might be interested in something that actually matters, like the daily chewing-away at what's left of our privacy and civil liberties.

No, what matters is the gaaaaaaaame. Whether "we" won. That some dreadlocked, dog-torturing 78 IQ thug threw a pass - or caught one.

Here's today's jocksniffing sample:


This country flushed itself down the toilet.