If a ghetto thug like Michael Vick moved in next door most people would not be pleased. If it was arrested for torturing dogs, I doubt very much most people would forgive, let alone encourage their kids to regard it as a "role model."

Yet if such a thug can throw a fuuuuuhhhhhhhhttttball, then none of that matters. The "fans" will literally trample over each other to wring out his jock and huff the vapors.

I'm surprised OJ is in jail. After all, he ran 2,000 yards.