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    Vulture of The Western World Eric's Avatar
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    Any Ebonics translators out there?

    Can you decipher this thing's crotch-grabbing babble?


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    From what gather he is starting a vehicle window washing service they named "I Go Duffy."

    They will be using purple Windex for the chemical solution and a bandanna for the wipe cloth.

    They have a very lax dress code and company culture is very strong.

    They do fast work, clean the paper trash from your car, they be loving it, carry extra wipe cloths in their pants, and provide service with a gold smile.

    Looks like a solid window washing operation to me.

    "Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato "
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    All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dom View Post
    From what gather he is staring a vehicle window washing service they named "I Go Duffy."

    They will be using purple Windex for the chemical solution and a bandanna for the wipe cloth.

    They have a very lax dress code and company culture is very strong.

    They do fast work, clean the paper trash from your car, they be loving it, carry extra wipe cloths in their pants, and provide service with a gold smile.

    Looks like a solid window washing operation to me.
    Maybe I gibs him a dollah... ?

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    "Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato "
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    All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

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