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    Message from God

    I came out from the gym this afternoon (I workout over my lunch break) and there was a message from God on my door window of my car.

    It reads:

    "From the Lord. Seek after me"

    On a receipt from McDonalds with a $20 bill folded inside!

    "Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato "
    -Mussolini
    All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dom View Post
    I came out from the gym this afternoon (I workout over my lunch break) and there was a message from God on my door window of my car.

    It reads:

    "From the Lord. Seek after me"

    On a receipt from McDonalds with a $20 bill folded inside!
    No shit!

    Maybe it was Clover... ?

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    I don't know man.

    Tell ya'll what.. I sure could use a lot more messages like this!

    "Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato "
    -Mussolini
    All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dom View Post
    "From the Lord. Seek after me"
    Just remember - Jesus saves, but Moses invests!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dBrong View Post
    Just remember - Jesus saves, but Moses invests!
    Moses invests in what?

    Dom,

    Better than my msg. I had a dent in my car with no note.
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    "Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato "
    -Mussolini
    All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

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    Dudes I was walking into the gym, I look up at the puffy clouds in the sky and there was a message from the Lord saying" you are too fat" lose weight. I didn't do much good but I got the message.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam View Post
    Dudes I was walking into the gym, I look up at the puffy clouds in the sky and there was a message from the Lord saying" you are too fat" lose weight. I didn't do much good but I got the message.
    Not a bad message to receive at all!

    I usually get the "you're a fucking idiot" one! Ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by dom View Post
    I came out from the gym this afternoon (I workout over my lunch break) and there was a message from God on my door window of my car.

    It reads:

    "From the Lord. Seek after me"

    On a receipt from McDonalds with a $20 bill folded inside!
    Why the $20? For gas so you can seek him? I don't get the message. Seek after the lord and you'll get money? Or is it, here's money to seek after me since I can't get you to do it any other way?

    And he's god, why do we have to seek him? Can't he find us?

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    Who knows, I was happy to get a 20 spot though!

    "Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato "
    -Mussolini
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    So God eats Sausage Egg Cheese McGriddles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by misterdecibel View Post
    So God eats Sausage Egg Cheese McGriddles?
    Are you kidding, doesn't everybody!!??

    Ha

    I was thinking the same thing.

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    A lot of church goers get out of church, go to a restaurant where the help makes like $2-3 an hour plus tips, then they leave a tip in the way of a fake $10 bill with a biblical note on it.

    I've worked in a restaurant. I make certain I tip well as I have been there and done that. 20% is only $2 on a $10 check. If an extra buck or so will break me, I don't need to eat out.

    The places I go, I get great service. I kid around with the wait staff and tip well. If there's a problem with my food, it's taken care of fast. I even tell my niece that when a guy takes her to dinner, if he's nice to her but rude to the wait staff, he's not a nice person.
    Honk if you love Jesus.

    Text if you want to meet him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grouch View Post
    I even tell my niece that when a guy takes her to dinner, if he's nice to her but rude to the wait staff, he's not a nice person.
    I have a buddy from college, cool dude, but when we go shopping or to 7/11 he is an asshole to the employees. He lives down the street now, we hang out once a year.

    Your advice is solid.

    "Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato "
    -Mussolini
    All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

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