Just in the past 48 hours, here are the lead "News" stories on Yahoo:
Ben Roethlisberger meets with tough critic
Most disliked player in Super Bowl XLV
Prospect throws college football for a loop
NFL owner trying to get reporter fired
Prospect's mom forges son's signature
Company's Super Bowl threat to workers
The fact that so many Ahhhmerikuhns are obsessed with fuuuuuuhhhhhttball explains why the country is doomed.