Just in the past 48 hours, here are the lead "News" stories on Yahoo:

Ben Roethlisberger meets with tough critic

Most disliked player in Super Bowl XLV

Prospect throws college football for a loop

NFL owner trying to get reporter fired

Prospect's mom forges son's signature

Company's Super Bowl threat to workers

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