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    Muslim Maggots

    At least 11 people were killed and more than 100 others injured after an explosion struck a subway station in Minsk, Belarus, on Monday evening, state media reported, citing President Alexander Lukashenko.

    http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/eu...ast/index.html

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
    You may be a Muslim

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
    You may be a Muslim

    3. You have more wives than teeth.
    You may be a Muslim

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
    You may be a Muslim

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    You may be a Muslim

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
    You may be a Muslim

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    You may be a Muslim

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    You may be a Muslim

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
    You may be a Muslim

    10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
    You may be a Muslim

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    I am no snuggler of the Abdullahs but you know what? No Abdullah ever "decided" to subject me to random stop and frisks, ticket me for not "buckling up for safety," claim the right to eavesdrop on my conversations/mail or grope me before letting me get onto an airplane.

    Good ol' Americans did that to me - and you, too.

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