I'm going to drink less beer and eat less chocolate! I prepared myself for this resolution starting back three months ago by drinking more beer and eating more chocolate.
I'll be the guy: happy new year everybody! For 2014, I hereby resolve the following:
- To remain steadfast in my hatred for and criticism of the state;
- To refuse to pay any absurd "penalty" for not having health "insurance;"
- To recognise my remaining cloverisms as best I can, and be a better and more considerate driver;
- To write something on a serious topic that's worth reading by somebody somewhere;
- To avoid crashing my car into any more damn moose;
- To scrounge up enough money to send Eric another donation. ;-)
Anybody else? What are you going to do with the new year?
I'm going to drink less beer and eat less chocolate! I prepared myself for this resolution starting back three months ago by drinking more beer and eating more chocolate.
"Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato " -Mussolini
All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.
Geez, I prepared for that too without even knowing it. That's dedication!
I resolved several years ago to not make any more New Years resolutions. If I had to though........I'd probably resolve to eat fewer mice this year.![]()
Honk if you love Jesus.
Text if you want to meet him.