Just received this from a pal - couldn't resist passing it on.

Ken.



Whilst strolling along the side of the River Avon early this morning I saw a Muslim extremist slip from the Castle Street launching ramp and fall headlong into the water .

He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the explosives he had been carrying. If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.


Being a responsible British citizen , and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the local Police, the Immigration Office and even the RNLI Rescue team.

It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities has yet responded.
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I'm starting to think I wasted my money on those three postage stamps.