I'll be the guy: happy new year everybody! For 2014, I hereby resolve the following:

  • To remain steadfast in my hatred for and criticism of the state;
  • To refuse to pay any absurd "penalty" for not having health "insurance;"
  • To recognise my remaining cloverisms as best I can, and be a better and more considerate driver;
  • To write something on a serious topic that's worth reading by somebody somewhere;
  • To avoid crashing my car into any more damn moose;
  • To scrounge up enough money to send Eric another donation. ;-)

Anybody else? What are you going to do with the new year?