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    gail
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    Payback (Internet Joke)

    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
    inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that
    all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something
    pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might
    be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he
    finally got the energy to pull his hospital gown down enough
    so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

    Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips
    of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
    Written in large black letters was the sentence.

    "Get well quick... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last
    week."
    ;D

    D. Gail Morrison
    Former NMA Govt. Rep.

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    Re: Payback (Internet Joke)

    Quote Originally Posted by gail
    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
    inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that
    all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something
    pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might
    be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he
    finally got the energy to pull his hospital gown down enough
    so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

    Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips
    of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
    Written in large black letters was the sentence.

    "Get well quick... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last
    week."
    ;D

    D. Gail Morrison
    Former NMA Govt. Rep.
    One of the best feelings I ever had was eluding a cop who happened to be coming the other way, toward me, on a divided highway - when I was doing 90-plus. By the time he pulled a U-turn and got pointed in th right direction, I was at 130-plus and putting distance between us. Since Iknew all the local windy backcountry roads, I ditched into one as soon as I was well beyond his line of sight and simply disappeared. Felt just like Bo and Luke after gettin' away from Roscoe and Enos!

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    Re: Payback (Internet Joke)

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric
    Quote Originally Posted by gail
    of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
    Written in large black letters was the sentence. .
    One of the best feelings I ever had was eluding a cop who happened to be coming the other way, toward me, on a divided highway - when I was doing 90-plus. By the time he pulled a U-turn and got pointed in th right direction, I was at 130-plus and putting distance between us. Since Iknew all the local windy backcountry roads, I ditched into one as soon as I was well beyond his line of sight and simply disappeared. Felt just like Bo and Luke after gettin' away from Roscoe and Enos!
    There is an NMA member in Texas with a similar story. However, he has been known to fight 5 or 6 tickets at one time, and he has been incredibly successful at winning.

    One of the funniest stories that Mark tells is the time he ducked off the Interstate into a gas station got himself a drink and a snack, then waited for the cops to find him. He knew that there was a "spotter" up ahead. When they finally showed up, he vowed that it wasn't him. They tried to bully him around for a while and then left without giving him a ticket, as they knew that they could never win in court.

    "

    D. Gail Morrison
    Former NMA Govt. Rep

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    Re: Payback (Internet Joke)

    Quote Originally Posted by gail
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    There is an NMA member in Texas with a similar story. However, he has been known to fight 5 or 6 tickets at one time, and he has been incredibly successful at winning.

    One of the funniest stories that Mark tells is the time he ducked off the Interstate into a gas station got himself a drink and a snack, then waited for the cops to find him. He knew that there was a "spotter" up ahead. When they finally showed up, he vowed that it wasn't him. They tried to bully him around for a while and then left without giving him a ticket, as they knew that they could never win in court.


    Goodone!

    Never go without a fight, sez the Pirate!

    "

    D. Gail Morrison
    Former NMA Govt. Rep

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    Re: Payback (Internet Joke)

    I have a nephew who is an ER dr., he told us a simlar story to my original post - after telling us about his citation, he calmly remarked, "He better hope that I'm not on duty when he comes in."

    Ah, paybacks are hell!

    I don't know if the first tale is true or not, but I'll vouch for the this one.

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