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  1. #1
    ColleenC1
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    20 ways to maintain Insanity

    >20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
    >1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
    >point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
    >2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
    >3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
    >Fries with that.
    >4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
    >5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
    >Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
    >6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
    >Diamonds"
    >7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
    >Prophecy."
    >8. Don t use any punctuation
    >9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
    >10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
    >face.
    >11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
    >12. Sing Along At The Opera
    >13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
    >14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
    >Sounds All Day.
    >15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
    >Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
    >16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
    >Bottom.
    >17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
    >18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
    >Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
    >19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
    >Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

  2. #2
    D_E_Davis
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    Re: 20 ways to maintain Insanity

    Uhoh - be careful there. Certain items, such as 5 (Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks) could have you facing a lynch mob before the end of the first week.



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    Re: 20 ways to maintain Insanity

    >>We actually did some of these things in my office, the paging yourself over the intercom was the most used!<<

    Don't you know that having fun on the job is illegal? ;D

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