>20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
>1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
>point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
>Fries with that.
>4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
>Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
>6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
>Diamonds"
>7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
>Prophecy."
>8. Don t use any punctuation
>9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
>face.
>11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>12. Sing Along At The Opera
>13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
>14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
>Sounds All Day.
>15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
>Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
>16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
>Bottom.
>17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
>Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
>Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."