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    Road Rage

    An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
    The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As She was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her
    to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
    'PRICELESS'

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    Re: Road Rage

    Love it!!

    In today's paper....... on a more serious note

    This guy seems to have a problem.
    Rex
    On the Sunshine Coast, in the Sunshine State Queensland (QLD), Australia

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    >>In today's paper....... on a more serious note<<

    Looks like a Ruskie female got him a little hot!


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    Re: Road Rage

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Rose
    An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
    The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As She was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her
    to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
    'PRICELESS'
    I bet this is a fantasy shared by many. I, too, have noticed a correlation between the stickers, etc. you mention and the behavior described...


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    Re: Road Rage

    My bumper sticker: Where am I? Why am I in this basket?

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    >>Where am I? Why am I in this basket? <<

    Apropo---- We've been asking you that question for a long time!


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