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    Police Comments

    These Police Comments Were Taken Off Actual Police Car Videos;

    #16] "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than

    the one you just went through."

    #15] "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.

    They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

    #14] "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your

    birth certificate a worthless document."

    #13] "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

    #12] "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?

    Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

    #11] "You don't know how fast you were going?

    I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

    #10] "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think

    it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

    #9] "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not

    to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

    #8] "The answer to this last question will determine

    whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

    #7] "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go

    to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

    #6] "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife

    gets a toaster oven."

    #5] "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

    #4] "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

    #3] "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to,

    but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

    #2] "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend

    of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

    AND THE WINNER IS....

    #1] "You thought we didn't give pretty women tickets?

    You're right, we don't. Sign here, please."

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    Re: Police Comments

    I smell bacon!

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    >>I smell bacon!<<

    Only because you are a perp!

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    <<#13] "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.">>

    The LVPD shot in the back a 17-yr old black male, running away, and he was hand-cuffed. Lots of flack over this shooting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gail
    <<#13] "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.">>

    The LVPD shot in the back a 17-yr old black male, running away, and he was hand-cuffed. Lots of flack over this shooting.
    If those are the facts.. sheesh. Not again.

    The Duke students could also tell you a thing or three about corrupt law enforcement and prosecutors, etc. Another reason, incidentally, to avoid being poor.

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