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Thread: Off the Subject -- Church is not all Boring

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    ColleenC2
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    Off the Subject -- Church is not all Boring

    > This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
    >
    > A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
    > 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
    > river.'
    >
    > With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world,
    > I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
    >
    > And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all
    > the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
    >
    > Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and
    > announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing
    > Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
    >
    > .
    > See you at the river

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    Re: Off the Subject -- Church is not all Boring

    Dam the river :
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