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    The tree hugger...

    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

    As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and a PETA member and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room, and he would see if he could help her.

    She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

    He smiled and told her, "I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."

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    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Houston, TX

    Re: The tree hugger...

    That's beautiful. I was hoping it was true. I cant stand those people. Tree huggers and environmentalists and their allied politicians are costing this country jobs. I hope a pack of wild bears devours them all.

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