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    Japanese Banking Crisis

    According to well-informed sources, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of
    ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.

    Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we hear that Sumo Bank
    has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke
    Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.

    Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back office staff at
    Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on
    at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.


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    Re: Japanese Banking Crisis

    Quote Originally Posted by D_E_Davis
    According to well-informed sources, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of
    ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.

    Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we hear that Sumo Bank
    has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke
    Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.

    Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back office staff at
    Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on
    at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

    You will surely suffer for that

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    Re: Japanese Banking Crisis

    Quote Originally Posted by jdm
    Quote Originally Posted by D_E_Davis
    According to well-informed sources, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of
    ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.

    Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we hear that Sumo Bank
    has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke
    Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.

    Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back office staff at
    Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on
    at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

    You will surely suffer for that
    Not as much as we already have.

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    Re: Japanese Banking Crisis

    It's just as well that we have such excellent inside information on these matters!

    otherwise we would be floundering

    Yours,

    Norman Rockwell

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