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    Vulture of The Western World Eric's Avatar
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    Like this one!

    Mr. D. inspired me to do a search - and lookee what I found!

    http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/...25/576360.html

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    Re: Like this one!

    My hooptie rollin', tailpipe draggin'
    Heat don't work an' my girl keeps naggin'
    Six-nine Buick, deuce keeps rollin'
    One hubcap 'cause three got stolen
    Bumper shook loose, chrome keeps scrapin'
    Mis-matched tires, and my white walls flakin'
    Hit mickey-d's, Maharaji starts to bug
    He ate a quarter-pounder, threw the pickles on my rug
    Runnin', movin' tabs expired
    Girlies tryin' to dis 'n say my car looks tired
    Hit my brakes, out slid skittles
    Tinted back window with a bubble in the middle
    Who's car is it? Posse won't say
    We all play it off when you look our way
    Rollin' four deep, tires smoke up the block
    Gotta roll this bucket, 'cause my Benz is in the shop

    My hooptie - my hooptie

    Four door nightmare, trunk locks' stuck
    Big dice on the mirror, grill like a truck
    Lifters tickin', accelerator's stickin'
    Somethin' on my left front wheel keeps clickin'
    Picked up the girlies, now we're eight deep

    Cars barely movin', but now we got heat
    Made a left turn as I watched in fright
    My ex-girlfriend shot out my headlight
    She was standin', in the road, so I smashed her toes
    Mashed my pedal, boom, down she goes
    Law ain't lyin', long hairs flyin'
    We flipped the skeez off, dumb girl starts cryin'
    Baby called the cops, now I'm gettin' nervous
    The cops see a beeper and the suckers might serve us
    Hit a side street and what did we find?
    Some young punk, droppin' me a flip off sign
    Put the deuce in reverse, and started to curse
    Another sucker on the south side about to get hurt
    Homey got scared, so I got on
    Yeah my group got paid, but my groups still strong
    Posse moved north, headin for the CD
    Ridin' real fast so the cops don't see me
    Mis-matched tires got my boys uptight
    Two Vogues on the left, Uniroyal on the right
    Hooptie bouncin', runnin' on leaded
    This is what I sport when you call me big-headed
    I pot-hole crusher, red light rusher
    Musher of a brother 'cause I'm plowin' over suckers

    In a hooptie

    It's a three-ton monster, econo-box stomper
    Snatch your girly, if you don't I'll romp 'er
    Dinosaur rush, lookin' like Shaft
    Some get bold, but some get smashed
    Cops say the car smokes, but I won't listen
    It's a six-nine deuce, so the hell with emissions
    Rollin' in Tacoma, I could get burned
    (Sound of automatic gunfire) Betta make a u-turn
    Spotted this freak with immense posterior
    Tryin' to roll smooth through the Hilltop area
    Brother start lettin' off, kickin' that racket
    Thinkin' I'm a rock star, slingin' them packets
    I ain't wit' dat, so I smooth eject
    Hit I-5 with the dope cassette
    Playin' that tough crew hardcore dope
    The tape deck broke
    Damn what's next, brothers in Goretex
    Tryin' to find a spot where we could hunt for sex
    Found a little club called the N-C-O
    Military, competition. You know.
    I ain't really fazed, 'cause I pop much game
    Rolled up tough, 'cause I got much fame
    "How ya doin' baby, my name is Mixalot"
    "Mixalot got a Benz boy, quit smokin' that rock"
    Ooooh, I got dissed. But it ain't no thing
    Runnin' that game with the home made slang
    Baby got ished, Bremelo gip.
    Keep laughin' at the car and you might get clipped

    By a hooptie

    Runnin' outta gas, stuck in traffic
    Far left lane, throwin' up much static
    Input, output, carbeurator fulla soot
    "Whatcha want me to do Mix?"
    Push freak, push
    Sputter, sputter rollin' over gutters
    Cars dip low with hard core brothers
    Tank on E, pulled into Arco
    Cops on tip for Columbian cargo
    We fit a stereotype, that's what he said
    Big long car, four big black heads
    Cops keep jockin', grabbin' like 'gators
    'Bout stereotypes, I'm lookin' nuthin' like Noriega
    Cop took my wallet, looked at my license
    His partner said "Damn, they all look like Tyson"
    Yes, I'm legit, so they gotta let me go
    This bucket ain't rollin' in snow

    It's my hooptie

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    Re: Like this one!

    A real honest-to-goodness deuce-and-a-quarter!

    Chip H.

    Former owner: 2012 Honda Civic LX, 2006 Honda Ridgeline RTL, 2000 Honda CR-V EX, 2003 MINI Cooper S, 1992 Honda Accord LX, 1999 Mercedes ML-320, 1995 VW Jetta GLX, 1991 Mercury Capri XR2, 1981 Mercury Zephyr, 1975 Chevrolet Impala

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    Vulture of The Western World Eric's Avatar
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    Re: Like this one!

    Excellent! Top notch!

    Have you heard Adam Sander's "Piece of shit car"?

    It, too, is a classic!

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