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    George Carlin's solution to the energy crisis

    George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
    > >
    > > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
    > >
    > > The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport
    > > 11 million illegal immigrants!
    > >
    > > That would be 11 million less people using our gas.
    > > The price of gas would come down.....
    > >
    > >
    > > Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the
    > > Border....
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the
    > > border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo
    > > and ship him to Iraq ...
    > > Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must
    > > serve a tour in the military....
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax
    > > him on it.....
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
    > > citizen since he defended this country.....
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > He will also be registered to be taxed and be a
    > > legal patriot.....
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > This option will probably deter illegal immigration
    > > and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and
    > > the aliens trying to make a better life for
    > > themselves.. ...
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
    > > without the canteen,
    > > rifle or ammo.....
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Problem solved.....
    > >
    > > If you think this is a good solution to both the
    > > problems, forward it to your
    > > friends.
    > > ...........
    > >
    > > I just did......... .

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    Re: George Carlin's solution to the energy crisis

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric

    > >
    > > If you think this is a good solution to both the
    > > problems, forward it to your
    > > friends.
    > > ...........
    > >
    > > I just did......... .
    Any time you see this at the end of an email, it should send you reaching for your shortcut to www.snopes.com.

    Carlin wrote none of that.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

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    Re: George Carlin's solution to the energy crisis

    Quote Originally Posted by misterdecibel
    Quote Originally Posted by Eric

    > >
    > > If you think this is a good solution to both the
    > > problems, forward it to your
    > > friends.
    > > ...........
    > >
    > > I just did......... .
    Any time you see this at the end of an email, it should send you reaching for your shortcut to www.snopes.com.

    Carlin wrote none of that.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
    Good catch!

    Still, I agree with whoever did write it....

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