George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
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> > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
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> > The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport
> > 11 million illegal immigrants!
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> > That would be 11 million less people using our gas.
> > The price of gas would come down.....
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> > Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the
> > Border....
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> > When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the
> > border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo
> > and ship him to Iraq ...
> > Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must
> > serve a tour in the military....
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> > Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax
> > him on it.....
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> > After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
> > citizen since he defended this country.....
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> > He will also be registered to be taxed and be a
> > legal patriot.....
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> > This option will probably deter illegal immigration
> > and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and
> > the aliens trying to make a better life for
> > themselves.. ...
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> > If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
> > without the canteen,
> > rifle or ammo.....
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> > Problem solved.....
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> > If you think this is a good solution to both the
> > problems, forward it to your
> > friends.
> > ...........
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> > I just did......... .