2016 VW Golf R

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Here’s an irony for you:'16 Golf R lead

When VW launched the hot hatch Golf R last year, it came only only with an automatic transmission. This year, Ford has launched the even hotter hatch Focus RS –  which comes only with a manual transmission.

Ships passing in the night… .

Now VW has decided to make a manual transmission standard equipment in the Golf R – and lowered the MSRP vs. last year (and vs. the new Focus RS).'16 Golf R shifter details

Probably, this was necessary to counter the Ford’s apparent performance advantage.

Italics for a reason.

Though the fiesty Ford has more engine – 2.3 liters and 350 hp vs. the VW’s 2.0 liters and 292 hp – as it turns out, the VW is still the quicker ride.

If you buy it with the automatic transmission!

Alannis Morissette, phone home.

WHAT IT IS'16 Golf R composite

The Golf R is VW’s take on the “rally car” concept pioneered by the Subaru WRX STi and Mitsubishi Lancer EVO (RIP). Take a compact economy-car sedan/hatchback as your starting point. Chuck the economy car engine and replace it with a high-powered turbo engine; mate this to an all-wheel-drive system set up for maximum cornering grip. Lower it. Fit it with the most aggressive DOT street legal tires you can find.

And hope the insurance mafia doesn’t notice.

The R is a smarter ride in this respect than the Subaru WRX STi or the recently retired Mitsu EVO – both of which were as subtle about their intentions as Bill Clinton macking on Miss Lewinsky. It has no wings, no gold-anodized wheels.

Such things may make a car look fast. I’d rather get away with going fast.

It’s also a more sophisticated ride.   

Literally.'16 Golf rear view

It rides like a car that has some pretensions to everyday driver status. The STi and EVO are (and were, in the case of the Mitsu) big fun for the first 30 minutes or so. Until your back began to ache – and the drone from the road/tire noise began to drive you nuts.

The Golf R will run with either of them, when you’re running all out. But it will also run all day without wearing you out.

Base price is $35,650 for the newly available manual-equipped base trim. If you prefer the automated manual (DSG) transmission, the sticker rises to $36,750.

A top-of-the line model with an adjustable suspension (DCC) lists for $37,895 with the manual six-speed and $38,995 with the DSG six-speed automatic.

The R’s main rivals are the Subaru WRX STI (base price $35,663) and the Ford Focus RS (base price $36,605).

The Subaru is a sedan-only deal, however and – like the Ford – it’s currently only available with a manual transmission.

WHAT’S GOOD'16 Gold R details

It’s not blatant. Other than the lowered ride and super-low-profile tires, it looks – at a glance – like just another Golf.  Which is what you want if you want to use this thing for its intended purpose.

Go manual (for fun and lower MSRP) or automatic (for quicker ET and less work in traffic).

Would you believe it gets not-bad gas mileage (vs. the WRX STi’s horrendous mileage)?

Practical hatchback layout (STi is sedan-only).

Roomier back seats (and more room for cargo) than Focus RS.

Feels like it’s worth $35k.

WHAT’S NOT SO GOOD

Golf GTI also feels nice – and it starts out $10k less.

Some in-car electronic “safety” systems radiate radar clutter – interfering with your radar detector. See video below.

UNDER THE HOOD'16 Golf R engine 1

Engines may be getting smaller (to please Uncle) but the power being squeezed out of them isn’t.

The R’s comparatively tiny 2.0 liter four makes 292 hp (and 280 ft.-lbs. of torque at just 1,800 RPM). To appreciate how much power that is per liter of displacement, reflect that if this 2.0 four were a 6.0 liter V8, that V8 would be making 876 hp.

Which is why the 3,283 lb. R is capable of doing the 0-60 run in just 4.5 seconds – making it exactly as quick as the Dodge Challenger R/T Scat Pack I tested a few weeks ago (see here). And the Dodge needed 6.4 liters of V8 (just 485 hp out of all those liters) to git ‘er done.

Once catch, though.

The R is capable of getting you to 60 in the mid-fours …when it’s ordered with the automated manual (DSG) transmission.

The manual manual version is about 3/4 of a second less quick, needing 5.3 seconds to reach 60.'16 Golf R manual

Why the disparity? The DSG has the edge in terms of quickness of shifts – as well as perfection of shift timing. It can do the 1-2 (and 3-4 and 4-5-6) with the syncopation of a computer-controlled maestro.

This, incidentally, is why the DSG-equipped R is quicker than the Focus RS (4.7 seconds to 60) despite the Ford’ s very impressive 350 hp (out of 2.3 liters) horsepower.

Because you can’t shift the Ford’s manual manual six-speed as quickly as the VW DSG shifts itself.

Same goes for the manual manual-equipped Subaru WRX STi. It has 305 hp – but needs 5 seconds to get to 60.

It’s also a sloppy sister, gas mileage-wise.

The Subaru sucks – literally.'16 Golf R speedo

How about 17 in the city, 23 on the highway? Hilarious! You’ll be checking for holes in the gas tank.

Same with the Ford: 19 city, 25 highway.

That V8 Charger R/T mentioned a minute ago? It rates 15 city, 25 highway. And it weighs about 1,000 pounds more and has literally three times the engine (size-wise).

The VW, on the other hand, conjures a s much as 22 city and 31 on the highway with the manual manual six-speed; 23 city/30 on the highway with the automated manual.

That’s a big difference.

Premium fuel is recommended – but not required (same goes for the Focus RS, a chit in its favor).

The unfortunate STi requires it.

ON THE ROAD'16 Golf R road 1

“Civilized” is probably not the word you’d expect to read in a sentence about a car capable of a sub-five-second 0-60 run.

But the R is.

No popping wastegate drama or tire chirping shifts marks your progress as the car builds speed.

You’re just suddenly … there.

The DSG box will get you there quicker, but the manual manual is much more fun. Particularly because VW has programmed the engine to rev beyond the advertised redline (just over 6,000 RPM) to almost 7,000 RPM – which is the real redline. At which point a “soft touch” rev limiter cuts in and that’s your cue to clutch in and move up to the next gear.'16 Golf R curb 2

But it all happens without much in the way of fireworks. The exhaust gets boomier (exiting through four tips rather than two as in the GTI) in the upper RPM ranges, but it’s well within civilized range. Just enough to let you know you’re packing something; not so much that it annoys the neighbors every time you leave the driveway.

The same dynamic holds true for the ride. It’s civilized. Even with the optional 19-inch wheels and ultra low-profile summer tires (which are bundled with the DCC adaptive suspension) you do not know – in the biblical sense – the contours of every pothole.

In the STi, you do.

It’s fun, a great track day car – but harder to live with as a daily driver/road trip ride. In addition to the engine noise and the washboard abs ride, there is a fair amount of wind/tire/road noise in the STi, too.  '16 Golf R interior details 

I haven’t yet driven the Focus RS – but it has a high standard to measure up to.

There is also this business of the automatic.

It’s availability in the VW and its unavailability in its two principal rivals. If you are looking at any of these three as a possible primary – the car you will be driving to work and back everyday – the availability of an automatic in the VW may be persuasive. Much as manual manuals are fun when the road is wide open, they are less so when the road is packed with other cars.

Also, check out the legs.

The VW can travel 450 miles on a tankful (14.5 gallons) while the Subaru runs dry after 365 miles (notwithstanding its larger 15.9 gallon tank).

That’s almost 100 miles’ difference in range between the two.  

AT THE CURB'16 Golf R curb 1

The R is visually quiet. Not even a hood scoop is there to give the game away.

It looks pretty much like a Golf. A four-door Golf.

This is perfect.

Never advertise your intentions. You want to do – not look like you do.

Right?

The Boy Racer crowd will not appreciated this, of course. It’s why they are Boy Racers. A few years of SR-22 insurance will cure them.'16 Golf R Boy Racer

Nothing against either the STi or the Focus RS… provided they are driven to the track… at legal speeds. Otherwise, you probably won’t be driving either (legally) on the street for very long. These are just the realities.

And the R’s virtues.

Speaking of which. The R is a hatchback. The STi – for reasons known only to Subaru – is currently sold only as a sedan. Which means it has a trunk rather than a cargo area.

A small trunk.

Just 12 cubic feet vs. 22.8 cubic feet behind the second row in the VW (nearly twice as much space) and 52.7 cubic feet with the second row folded (more than four times the space). The Focus RS – being a hatchback like the VW – also has Space, just a bit less (18.9 cubic feet behind its second row; 44.8 cubic feet with the second row down).'16 Golf hatch

It also has a somewhat cramped back seat – 33.2 inches of legroom and 37.9 inches of headroom vs. 35.6 inches of legroom and 38.1 inches of headroom in the R.

The Subaru has good back seat legroom (35.4 inches) but headroom is tightest of the bunch (37.1 inches).

But specs don’t convey the VW’s higher-rent ambiance. It is, after all, a VW – and a VW is almost an Audi… and an Audi is a luxury-brand car. No offense to either the STi or the Focus but both are based on Subarus and Fords … economy car versions of those Subarus and Fords. The R starts out with a nicer platform and has nicer materials (such as the real chromed metal trim pieces rather than plastic, the woven carbon fiber mesh on the shifter handle and leather that looks – and feels – like it came from a higher class of cow).'16 Golf R curb 3

The only nit – if it is one – is that you can get the same interior (pretty much) in the much less pricey GTI (which starts around $24k).

Including the 200 MPH speedo.

But the R might actually be able to peg it.

The GTI not so much.

THE REST

The weird little VW-specific pigtail for hooking up your iPod is nixed; there are now normal USB ports (and an SD card reader, too).

All trims get an updated LCD touchscreen, but it’s still a little small (6.5 inches) vs. some of the stuff available in other cars and there’s no optional upgrade.

The optional Fender audio rig is, however, top drawer.

My One Big Gripe with this car is that some of its systems – I’m not certain which – leak a lot of radar signal. Which gave my radar detector conniption fits. Constant false flag alerts. This of course impairs the usefulness of the radar detector – which impairs the ability to use the R.'16 Golf R last

The R they sent me had the optional Driver Assistance package, which bundles adaptive cruise control with an automated braking/collision avoidance system and lane departure warning. I suspect it’s one or several of these “safety” systems that radiate the always-on radar signal (because some or all of these systems can’t be totally turned off).

My bet is the R without the Driver Assistance package would be more radar detector friendly.

THE BOTTOM LINE

It’s very fast – but doesn’t look very furious.

Just the ticket… for avoiding tickets.

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11 COMMENTS

  1. I will stick with my 92 16v GTI. No power windows or power switches in the sunroof. Simple, easy to repair, light and fun. I added coil overs and neuspeed suspensions bits like sway bars and a front stress bar. A lot cooler and parts are fairly inexpensive.

  2. Looks very appealing to me. With DSG, almost a perfect combination of virtues.

    Would only buy it though, if deleting the Driver Assistance package would eliminate the microwave pollution. I assume we’re talking K or Ka band?

    • Hi Mike,

      It seems to be K band clutter… anytime I get a Ka warning I perk up. But the problem is two-fold: One, the local cops still use K band, so it’s hard to separate out the car’s “noise” from the noise you should be worried about. Two, the constant beeping/warning lights from the false K alerts make it harder to notice a Ka alert. As you know, reaction times are critical if you want to avoid being nailed by a revenue collector.

      I’ve been meaning to talk w/Mike Valentine about this as it’s a big problem.

      FYI: Audis and Cadillacs and Infinitis are among the worst offenders as far as radar/laser leakage…

      • eric, aren’t K and Ka alerts a different sound? The old Escorts and Passport’s had the sound for K that was almost a perfect pig noise. The X was a beep, not even close.

        I didn’t buy anything with Ka simply because it was such a relief to not be doing 55 and 75 was acceptable since I was never stopped again for speeding, hell, for anything. I was mainly using ‘stealth’ vehicles by then anyway.

        I had an ignoramus change out rear ends for me since I was too busy to get it done on Red Dog. My wife and I took a trip with the Passport and this DPS turned his radar on and finally off and then back on again and left it on for a good while. I was cussing him since I was only doing 60 in a 55. Roy and Ace, two big pit bulls were front and center watching the road and I could see him look at them when we met. Back home and we have an ice storm. I was using the Nissan 4WD and left Red Dog for my wife since she had a third of the distance to drive I did. She called and said it was undriveable and she took it out of 4WDd and continued on without significant problems. I knew then that stupid a-hole hadn’t used the right rear end since one was a 4.10 and the other was a 3.73, he’d used the 3.73 with a 4.10 front end gear. That answer why the DPS kept clocking me and Roy and Ace answered why I didn’t get stopped. Sure, I had to do a rear end swap after I paid to have it done. I get bent every time I think of hiring automotive work done. That was just one of the many times I had to re-do what some mechanic hadn’t done correctly.

        About 30 years ago farm tractors began using X band for ground radar since it was more reliable and much more accurate when applying chemicals. It was a constant Beep Beep when a John Deere was in sight.

        • Hi Eight,

          Yes, different tones – but having the one (K) alert beeping constantly distracts. Also, cops in my area use both K and Ka band, so it’s harder to just dismiss the K warnings as false alarms.

          What’s really needed is a jammer.

          Of course, that’s precisely why they’re illegal.

          Heroes hate a fair fight!

          • Yep, I see how a K false would suck since lots of cities still use it. Back when all the falses were X you could fairly blow it off. It’s easy to see why a car maker(a-holes) would use K. They like to see you drive as slowly as possible but can’t say so. They sell you a hot rod and then make it anathema for those who wish to use it as ‘advertised’ and they do advertise the speed and handling of those cars.

            Well, just stay old school, soup it up and go for it. I was thinking today how you could tell a wrencher back in my day…..by the gouge in the back of the drivers seat where you sat down with a screwdriver in your back pocket. vroom vroom, (bikers)put put

          • eric, yep, jammers used to be legal in Tx. but no more. Of course if you had one on a personal vehicle and it was hidden with a hidden on/off switch you could hang an 1157 bulb on a piece of insulated wire on your rearview and they’d think that caused it. Hey, I don’t care what the a-holes think, just so long as they’re wrong. My pickups always have illegal switches for running lights(not illegal or didn’t used to be)and brake lights(always been illegal as long as I’ve been driving). I use them when hunting. You might use headlights and not the rest. I use the visible running light switch for trailers for truckers signalling when passing. I have used the brake light switch to really make havoc with somebody chasing me, whoever it might be.

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